Ok.. Just let me guess ok?

[Joss]

Last time I watched a LG15 vid was.. Err.. Well, I dont know, long time ago.. I just watched their latest chapters and I kept thinking "Of course.. This is what we had in mind then.."

I was expecting to get lost in the very few scenes, but hey.. Old trusty LG15 factory has reputation to keep.. Its like like Cadillac or Oldsmobile.. You can go to another planet and come back after 100 years and still you can't make a wrong guess about what you'll find in your local car dealer.

So.. Let me guess what has happened while I was in another planet: Bree has developed her multiple personality and at this point in time nobody can be sure whether she is with the good or the bad guys or if she is on her own side. The order have had many chances to finish them all but in the last moment there is always unexpected help.. Things happen misterioulsy.. As if someone within the order was helping them. Bree's Mom is still missing but clues point out she may have to do with the order a lot more we were meant to think from the very begining. Jona's parents were involved in the same cult or religion or whatever it has become now. Daniel keeps trying to do a normal life but trouble seems to have a liking for him. That girl pretending to be in London fell off from the story.. Bah.. To make it short: Nothing has really changed, all we expected to happen has happened, their budget has slowly grown thinner every vid and they keep stretching their stories more and more and more..

Is this close to reality? Or what?

BTW.. It feels really good to see the old gang of looneys is still around.. It's like coming back home after a long time

[milowent]

hey, joss! your powers of prediction weren't far off really. where you been?

[jayhenry]

joss said:

Last time I watched a LG15 vid was.. Err.. Well, I dont know, long time ago.. ...

So.. Let me guess what has happened while I was in another planet:

Well, let's look at Joss's predictions one-by-one.

Bree has developed her multiple personality and at this point in time nobody can be sure whether she is with the good or the bad guys or if she is on her own side.

Close enough, while they haven't explicitly said she's schizo, she does seem to yoyo between a handful of personalities. There's daisy-duke wearing Bree, the incredible green hulk Bree that somehow physically restrained Jonas, etc.

The order have had many chances to finish them all but in the last moment there is always unexpected help.. Things happen misterioulsy.. As if someone within the order was helping them.

yep!, especially in the last escape from Las Vegas. With the first escape it was Tachyon, Brother/a helicopter pilot, and the cooperation of Los Angeles air-traffic control that did the trick.

Bree's Mom is still missing but clues point out she may have to do with the order a lot more we were meant to think from the very begining.

yep!

Jona's parents were involved in the same cult or religion or whatever it has become now.

yep! although as opponents of it; not as members. Also astute observation that it's not exactly a cult and not exactly a religion.

Daniel keeps trying to do a normal life but trouble seems to have a liking for him.

Yep! Trouble -- in particular -- booze.

That girl pretending to be in London fell off from the story.. Bah..

Yep!

To make it short: Nothing has really changed, all we expected to happen has happened, their budget has slowly grown thinner every vid and they keep stretching their stories more and more and more..

yep! A trule impressive batch of collections, Joss. 6 out of 7. Exalting is definitely in order! Good to see you again!

[slainte]

excellent calls Joss. just what planet have you been on? did you meet any gayliens?
(sorry. i had to say it)

[elixir]

Hahaha, Slainte, well someone was going to! (you got in first!!!!!11 Sorry, I had to say that! )

Joss, well done. I actually think that the subtle differences in the way you guessed it to be would have made the series better. I want to see "The Three Faces of Bree," that would be interesting!

[Joss]

Hey Milo! Nice to see you are still around. Hey Jay! I'm actually considering a career as fortuneteller after this.. Except that if you think about it it probably its more like LG15 its actually very predictible.. I wish I suddenly discovered I have ESP!!

Hey slainte! Gayliens? I'm thinking I may have missed a lot more than I thought.. I admit that I have had wet dreams with alien females.. But I never considered the posibility of aliens dancing and singing "In The Navy" or "YMCA" or any other Village People stuff.. ET with a pink tight shirt full of daysies and lipstick all over the face? Scary!!

So.. Where have I been?

I've been focussed on outdoor activities like Shooting (Oh yeah.. I have found out I have a liking for guns!) or Paramotor (Its like the kind of flying we all have dreamed where you float barely above everything.. Just a little more noisy!). A little traveling.. You know..

I fell in love with someone who was in a real bad moment and devoted myself to her.. Once she got back up in shape my presence became unnecesary and things took a fast dive.. Yeah I know: Dumb! I had to see it coming!.. Anyway it consumed a lot of my time and my energies so I decided to go on holydays.

When I got back to the real world someone very close to me had been diagnosed cancer.. Actually they thought it was an old cancer which was still kicking. It turned out to be a false alarm: Dead tissue from the old cancer was being "expelled" from the organs so it looked like it was growing but it was not, its just the body doing "house cleaning". Anyway, meanwhile it took a nice share of my holydays to figure it out.

So.. Now that the world is fixed and I'm back to my old self I expect to have the time to bother you all some more.. :-P

Elixir: I'm a lot more fun than LG15.. Believe me!

[curiousgeorge]

Hey Joss! I have soooooo missed the rants from our resident Spanish Docker... I just love the fact that we have Covites who can be so wickedly funny in their second language. And yes, I count English as a second Language for you Canadians. (Blatant attempt to get some certain Canadians I miss to post again even if it is to phlame my sorry monkey a**)

As for the Gayliens Joss, check your pm and I will fill you in.

As for the rest of you Merry Pranksters, I am formulating a plan for some new phorum shenanigans. It's been a while and I think we need to ramp the absurdity up to match that of The So Called Plot. Stay tuned for mischievous monkey antics...

[slainte]

CG, Milo, JH...Joss's return and the advent of spring has - at least for now - extinguished my despair and cynicism. Certainly, it will be short-lived but for now let's rock on with your phorum phunnies....In the meantime the creature thread is nearing 30,000 visits....could we mark this event with a renewed energy? If only for one last hurrah? Milo's suggestion was a good one but I will follow any lead presented.

and all are very welcome to join in since it is only through such collaboration that we can hope to find the truth

[milowent]

slainte said:

Milo's suggestion was a good one but I will follow any lead presented.

i can't even remember my suggestion, but i'm sure it wasn't zany enough now. but i'm up for anything. did gayliens found the hymn of one?

[slainte]

actually your idea was to totally reverse engines

and btw JOss and anyone else who may have missed that happy hijinx and kooky goings on at the Gayliens thread in the phorum takea gander at

www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5146&start=555

while it lasts

[Joss]

I'm so tempted to add my "personal view".. But I'm sure if I do in a matter of time the thread will be deleted and everyone involved banned for a lifetime.. :-P