I'm a seer.

[hookedonmonics]

this is how the comments will look after the next video from either bree or jonas:

1. yay
2. wow
3. woo hoo!
4. fffffffiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrssssssssssttttttttttt
5. this sucks
6. huzzah!
7.omg bree you should totally trust Jonah because he is so hot.
8. orange slurpee!!!!
9. first!!!!
10. who's jonas?
11.can someone tell me what this video is all about? I am at work, and can't watch it, though I can sit here on line and post about it all day.
12. jonas, you are so gay. I hope you die.
13.What's the deal with this whole OpAphid thing? I don't get it!
14. #10- Jonas is a rich orphan who is vlogging to bree. #13- Opaphid is the official ARG for LG15
15. top 10?
16. Jonas is so hot!
17. who's jonas?
18. first!!
19. This is lame. I hate Jonas
20. you're just jealous, because Jonas is so HHHHAAAWWWTTT!


and it continues with someone saying FFFFIIIRRSSSTTTTTT!! about every 50 posts,
who is OpAphid/Jonas every 30 posts
followed by some gullible sap who explains it to them
an orange slurpee comment every 15
someone saying Jonas is So Hawt every 5 posts

all sprinkled with haterz and people saying things like "Bree looks really thirsty in this one, another water reference.

[milowent]

haha. you're on a roll today, hooked.

[hyemew]

God, after last night "who's Jonas" is like my favorite LG catchphrase ever, because idiotic things make me laugh.

[harlequin]

whats with the orange slurpee?

[hookedonmonics]

one out of every 5? 10? posts is about the great evil: orange slurpee (either directly or indirectly). the most irritating inside joke in LG history, possibly in the world. it's in the LGpedia.

wow- it went from every 15 to every 5 as my annoyance with it rose. annoyance mostly being that every so often someone asks about it. someone needs to tell people to use their scrollbar on there.

[Smashing]

You're right, it's really stupid. But since you mentioned it, I just HAD to look it up after reading this and then wasted even more time searching for it. So for people like me, here's the stupid link: www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Orange_slurpee