Post by jayhenry on Sept 5, 2006 11:49:27 GMT -5
Updated from a post in the old forum:
BREE CANNOT TELL A LIE
Bree is a 16 year old girl. Daniel is her 18 year old friend. She's done all the things she's said in the video. She lives in a small town somewhere, is concerned about her privacy, and smart enough to know that means cloaking her geography. She has a shrine to Aleister Crowley in her room because her parents follow some variant of Thelema.
FOLLOW THE WHITE LIAR
Bree is a 16 year old girl, Daniel is an 18 year old boy. Most of the details are true. She's worried about privacy, as she said, and so while posting her diary for the usual reasons of catharsis, she has continued to sprinkle white lies to disguise her identity and geography. The Aleister Crowley shrine is perhaps used to deliberately distract people from her real faith.
Edit:BREE'S A SCHIZO!
See:
alissabrooke.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=plot&action=display&thread=1157554521
TWO BORED KIDS
"Bree" and "Daniel" are two bored kids in a small town. Maybe those are their real names, just as likely, not. They don't have a lot to do. They started watching YouTube and just for giggles decided to create a fakish video blog. They incorporated varying degrees of truth into it. They registered this site for giggles. They're making it up as they go, or they plotted it all out at once. They're probably a little surprised with the success. Hollywood's calling. Perhaps they want to come clean without making everyone mad, and haven't figured out how.
ART SCHOOL PROJECT
"Bree" and "Daniel" and some of their friends are producing this as some sort of school project. They were initially doing it to hone editing skills, work on story development, etc., and now that it's spiralled out of control they're enjoying the ride?
MTV PITCH
This is the theory that Fine on Media claims to have verified on the businessweek blog. After that girl got an MTV offer out of YouTube videos, it's pretty obvious that more pitches were going to follow. "Bree" and "Daniel" with perhaps a small crew of close friends, probably college students, set to work, on May. 12 (right?), making a quirky VLog hoping to catch some eyes. They have, and they're just waiting to land a contract. Nobody heard of the Blair Witch people until they pulled of the Blair Witch project. Nobody recognized them from school.
Edit:A COVERT RELIGIOUS MESSAGE
The religious right is trying to convince the YouTube generation not to worship Satan. Worship Satan and you'll have only one friend, and he'll be dorky, and your parents won't like you.
Edit:THE PORN THEORY
Yeah, I don't buy it. But this has been floated in a lot of other forums. I guess in LA anything is possible? This is all a slick marketing campaign for a new porn site. I'll honest to God kill myself. But I guess it's possible.
MR. FLEMMING
Yeah, Brian Flemming denied it. But if it's all a lie, there's no particular reason to believe that he wouldn't just lie more. Yes, he offered a credible denial, but he's a smart man, if he pulled all the rest of this off, he could presumably lob a lie at us to keep the mystery going. It seems like the forum abandoned this possibility awfully fast.
HAXAN OR SOMEONE ELSE UNKOWN
This is a promotion for a television show or a horror movie. "Bree" is going to get sacrificed, or sacrifice "Daniel," and the resultant publicity compels us all to go watch "The Grudge: Part II" or "Zombie Girls Gone Wild" or whatever.
Edit:ALTERNATE REALITY GAMING
I refer here to Game Theory's posts. I thought Alternate Reality Games usually were open about the fact that they were games.
SOMETHING CORPORATE?
It's some sort of viral marketing, subliminal message thing, designed to trick teenagers into buying stuff that they don't want. LG will soon add Mountain Dew and Doritos to her list of advertisers: "Edward Hopper Art Galleries," "Target," "Napoleon Dynamite," and "The American Homeschool Society"
VIRAL USER THEFT
I think it's plausible that Revver was behind this as a way to drum up hype about their YouTube wannabe site. How mad would YouTube be, if Revver was behind this. I want Virginia to get a denial from Revver.
NOTHING BUT CORPORATE
It's a promotion for a major Hollywood film, "Pattern Recognition" has some similar themes, or some movie we haven't heard of yet. It's from a major corporate player, everyone is under suffocating Non-disclosure agreements. It's major talent! The girl from Hollyoaks in make-up. Oh, evil Hollywood. F*** off and die!
and, most important, The Apocalypse Theory:
"NO BREE DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON" yelled Daniel.
"why?" Bree said, click.
WOOOOOO NUVCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!EVEYRONE DIES!
BREE CANNOT TELL A LIE
Bree is a 16 year old girl. Daniel is her 18 year old friend. She's done all the things she's said in the video. She lives in a small town somewhere, is concerned about her privacy, and smart enough to know that means cloaking her geography. She has a shrine to Aleister Crowley in her room because her parents follow some variant of Thelema.
FOLLOW THE WHITE LIAR
Bree is a 16 year old girl, Daniel is an 18 year old boy. Most of the details are true. She's worried about privacy, as she said, and so while posting her diary for the usual reasons of catharsis, she has continued to sprinkle white lies to disguise her identity and geography. The Aleister Crowley shrine is perhaps used to deliberately distract people from her real faith.
Edit:BREE'S A SCHIZO!
See:
alissabrooke.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=plot&action=display&thread=1157554521
TWO BORED KIDS
"Bree" and "Daniel" are two bored kids in a small town. Maybe those are their real names, just as likely, not. They don't have a lot to do. They started watching YouTube and just for giggles decided to create a fakish video blog. They incorporated varying degrees of truth into it. They registered this site for giggles. They're making it up as they go, or they plotted it all out at once. They're probably a little surprised with the success. Hollywood's calling. Perhaps they want to come clean without making everyone mad, and haven't figured out how.
ART SCHOOL PROJECT
"Bree" and "Daniel" and some of their friends are producing this as some sort of school project. They were initially doing it to hone editing skills, work on story development, etc., and now that it's spiralled out of control they're enjoying the ride?
MTV PITCH
This is the theory that Fine on Media claims to have verified on the businessweek blog. After that girl got an MTV offer out of YouTube videos, it's pretty obvious that more pitches were going to follow. "Bree" and "Daniel" with perhaps a small crew of close friends, probably college students, set to work, on May. 12 (right?), making a quirky VLog hoping to catch some eyes. They have, and they're just waiting to land a contract. Nobody heard of the Blair Witch people until they pulled of the Blair Witch project. Nobody recognized them from school.
Edit:A COVERT RELIGIOUS MESSAGE
The religious right is trying to convince the YouTube generation not to worship Satan. Worship Satan and you'll have only one friend, and he'll be dorky, and your parents won't like you.
Edit:THE PORN THEORY
Yeah, I don't buy it. But this has been floated in a lot of other forums. I guess in LA anything is possible? This is all a slick marketing campaign for a new porn site. I'll honest to God kill myself. But I guess it's possible.
MR. FLEMMING
Yeah, Brian Flemming denied it. But if it's all a lie, there's no particular reason to believe that he wouldn't just lie more. Yes, he offered a credible denial, but he's a smart man, if he pulled all the rest of this off, he could presumably lob a lie at us to keep the mystery going. It seems like the forum abandoned this possibility awfully fast.
HAXAN OR SOMEONE ELSE UNKOWN
This is a promotion for a television show or a horror movie. "Bree" is going to get sacrificed, or sacrifice "Daniel," and the resultant publicity compels us all to go watch "The Grudge: Part II" or "Zombie Girls Gone Wild" or whatever.
Edit:ALTERNATE REALITY GAMING
I refer here to Game Theory's posts. I thought Alternate Reality Games usually were open about the fact that they were games.
SOMETHING CORPORATE?
It's some sort of viral marketing, subliminal message thing, designed to trick teenagers into buying stuff that they don't want. LG will soon add Mountain Dew and Doritos to her list of advertisers: "Edward Hopper Art Galleries," "Target," "Napoleon Dynamite," and "The American Homeschool Society"
VIRAL USER THEFT
I think it's plausible that Revver was behind this as a way to drum up hype about their YouTube wannabe site. How mad would YouTube be, if Revver was behind this. I want Virginia to get a denial from Revver.
NOTHING BUT CORPORATE
It's a promotion for a major Hollywood film, "Pattern Recognition" has some similar themes, or some movie we haven't heard of yet. It's from a major corporate player, everyone is under suffocating Non-disclosure agreements. It's major talent! The girl from Hollyoaks in make-up. Oh, evil Hollywood. F*** off and die!
and, most important, The Apocalypse Theory:
"NO BREE DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON" yelled Daniel.
"why?" Bree said, click.
WOOOOOO NUVCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!EVEYRONE DIES!