I hAtE tHeSe PeOpLe [6.04.2007]

[milowent]

www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=265

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsikBgbrKA

Summary: I'm stuck in a house Jonas rented. They never let me out. Lalalalala

appeared here first:
lg15today.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-hate-these-people.html
lg15 today blog has mastered the quirks of revver.

ETA: Bree was in the official chat after the video was posted.

[hyemew]

I am like psychic, I knew tonight we'd have a new video...
or the fact that it's monday and with LG15's newfound bank hours it was to be expected.

What the heck is with the spelling of this title. Oh I see, the video is about Bree going insane, and that adds effect.

We really have to suspend belief with this one, because would CrazyBree really take the time to sanely edit together a video, completely with Hitchcockian suspense music to further illustrate the fact she was clearly losing her mind in front of us?
As someone who has always liked the Old Bree character, this is a tough one to watch. The girl is nuts. I mean she's been nuts many times in the past, but not this nuts. Nuts nuts. I hate to see her like this, and it's all the Creators fault.

[robtomorrow]

Bree does crazy well,

She was in chat just now, saying how much she likes the music, and complaining that D&J locked her in like a MONKEY.

shadowofjustice tried some gaelic hockus pockus on her

[21:09:29] shadowofjustice: I'm going to try something

[21:09:35] shadowofjustice: Eta Kooram Nah Smech

[21:09:48] lonelygirl15: NAH SMECH!!!*(*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^

[21:10:26] shadowofjustice: ok, if there's a mental trigger, that isn't one

[21:10:26] lonelygirl15: p monkey la la la la thor i love him too

[21:10:36] lonelygirl15: EVIL = LIVE

(edited version)

Apparently the hokus pokus didn't help Bree but it did crash their server.

[hyemew]

Bahaha yeah, I tried going and couldn't get to the page.
I can't believe she is using Thor's name in vain like that! Well, not that she was cursing him but using his name which we all came up with when in this crazy state is insulting haha. Don't make CrazyBree talk about our teddy, bring back Old Bree! Like that's even possible hahah.

My new signature should be EVIL = LIVE

[hookedonmonics]

Wait a minute....
If there trying to keep Bree safe, what the hizzle are they doing letting her go online, where she can communicate withthe outside world (like, the order, perhaps?)
Huh? Oooh, what's that shiny thing swinging in front of me? Prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[wide eyed stare] Yes, I love lonelygirl 15. Questions? No, everything makes perfect sense to me. [/wide eyed stare]

[milowent]

[00:21:23] lonelygirl15: friends don't lock friends up
[00:21:25] milowent: bree - what shot were they giving you?
[00:21:26] horcruxes: [to thedeadlyleaf] they did betray you
[00:21:27] xsighxsighx: We want to help you get out of where jonas and daniel are keeping you
[00:21:27] GenocideInMyMind: No. Not them. They were told to do this to you.
[00:21:31] squirrelgirl: you did tie up Jonas that one time
[00:21:32] lonelygirl15: a shot of LOVE

i am sure lg15today.blogspot.com will have the most comprehensive transcript soon.

[ApotheosisAZ]

We're all ignoring the most pertinent posts in tonight's chat:

[00:35:46] milowent: bree - remember the winekone, he doesn't want you to do the ceremony either.
[00:35:48] lonelygirl15: good night. i will sing for you

[curiousgeorge]

Obviously miles has learned to use the Adobe After Effects "Exorcist Lite" filter, I kept hoping we would see her head spin 360 degrees, but that must only be in the Professional version.

I'm sure they couldn't afford the Pro Version because they spent all of their money on robust chat software...

Overall, Jess did a pretty good job with this. A few parts were over the top (bad) but most were fairly effective. I didn't laugh at it if that is any indication.

The logic of this is beyond absurd Hye. It's no use even trying to pretend this thing makes any kind of sense...

Soooooo, she had a glimpse of reality at the end. The HoJ's brainwashing department must report to the same person as their security department. I am going to send them a copy of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective (notThelema) Cults in hopes of addressing their QA/QC issues.

[slainte]

evil = vile

HoJ? or HoJo's? Well they have been on the road for a while. Howard Johnson's looks good to me but when did they get on to the PA Turnpike? (too old? anyone out there?)

and one more thing...Cassie are you finally here?

[curiousgeorge]

I got the reference Slainte, the Orange Slurpees Roofs were ubiquitous at one time on the Pothole Expressway.

As for the Cassie idea, that would just be too good a road to go down...

[elixir]

Hmmm... I don't know about Cassie (though it would be good if they finally did that!) - to me this was more like Britney.

[00:21:25] milowent: bree - what shot were they giving you?

[00:21:32] lonelygirl15: I'll never tell. I'll never tellllllll! I'LL NEVER TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

It was beyond absurd, and I await the the pink fluffy duck made of marshmallows to appear in the next one.

Mmm... marshmellows.....

Also, Slainte, EVIL = VEIL too! Shock Horror! Don't get married kids!

[flwright]

I liked it. I feel her pain. No parents, no friends, even P Monkey is quiet. Bree's always had a pretty deep well of optimism to draw from. Has it run dry?

Show her NotDad's letter. That will snap her out of it.

IAEHSPOL has a ton of anagrams. I like:

A Lie Shop
Oh, I Pleas
Ale, oh sip

FLWright

<edit> PS Howard Johnsons (HoJos) restaurants were everywhere back in 50's New England/Middle Atlantic. Best ice cream around (One of my favorite flavors was Orange Creme), famous fried clams. McD's slowly killed them off.

[surrealisticpill]

I saw the title of this video in my email when i first woke up this morning, and i read it as "I Hate The Sea People". i was wondering how in the world they were going to incorporate sea monkeys in the plot (p-monkey's distant cousins perhaps???) then i woke up some more...

JR did a good job playing crazy girl. unlike Hye, i enjoyed seeing bree this way.

[slainte]

Pill!!!! Be careful...you may rouse the spirits of the Gaylien with your talk of sea people and mermen

CG you are OLD; that doesn't surprise me but FlyWright...wow! and the reference to Clams is f-ing hilarious!!!! Frank Zappa actually mentioned it in his classic "Billy was a Mountain (Ethel was tree growing out of his shoulder)

Zoweee!

[trash180]

milowent said:

[00:21:23] <snip>
[00:21:32] lonelygirl15: a shot of LOVE
<snip>

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