Time To Grow Up [01.23.07]

[curiousgeorge]

Summary:
Hey guys . . . my life's been so full of drama lately that I wanted to reflect on things and start thinking about the future.

Music:
This Is A Test by Golden Shoulders
www.myspace.com/gs

Tags:
lonelygirl15 lonely girl lg15 danielbeast beast jonastko

CG:
Shiny, Happy Bree is back... Huh? Murderous Cult after you. Huh?

Link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ctuFCCF5k

[milowent]

jonas's dad's study is the new bree's bedroom.

in reality, a girl like bree (well, there is still some innocence to shed i suppose) would end up starting a pay webcam site, right?

[Terryfic]

I miss her old bedroom, if only because it had that wonderful window and all that sunlight. These recent videos have been much less pretty.

[slainte]

man.....i don't know who that girl is but she is really getting on my nerves!

A couple of months ago she was begging for help. Clinging desperately to he who is wrapped around her little finger (good 'ol DB the kid next door. Her only friend). Later, she dumped him to cling to the poor little rich boy. Then, not much later, she instructs "The boy next door" to return to her as she is not quite finished using him up. He dutifully comes running.

At her convenience she steals a car and some cash (gee no I frogot all about the fact that she doesn't know how to drive! ) from the guy who gave her safe haven. Nothing wrong with that I guess since she has now learned that boys are easily manipulated and serve only to take care of a little princess such as she.

(Oh, by the way, I don't remember a birthday episode so this little 15 year old girl is becoming something of an incorrigible delinquent and quite the llittle trollop. When does she start wearing hip huggers and halter tops, bleaching her hair and popping her gum? What's next crack cocaine or meth? I guess her extended stay on the mean streets of suburban Caliornia traumatized her!)

So Daniel starts getting hip to this action. She does what any 15 year old girl from an upper middle class white suburb would do. She boffs him in order to keep his tail wagging. She probably didn't even have to do that since our little Daniel would accept something much less invasive to make him beleive it was love, and girls like that know to give up "just enough" )

Now she sits in the warm glow of another upper-middle class environment complaining about Daniels clinginess - a clinginess that has served her very well so far - and the doofus who opened his home to her, calling him a sidewalk physcologist - readers may note I hold no warm place for that douche bag but she has noticeably less concern than I.

So now it is tie to simply forget about the mystery, the murder and the malevolent order and simply decide what she wants to do with her life. I guess when you are raised as a priledged white girl that is how it's done.

I was curious...can one take their SAT when they are on the run but that doesn't really matter since her choice so far don't really invlolve any higher education.

Um hee hee I like the rain! Maybe i'll be a forest ranger hee hee. ...oh no! I could never hurt Bambi's mom!

"Oh I know! Um hee hee!...I'll be an aerobics instructor!"
Actually, I think she's on to something there! It doesn't really take any education or experience. (I dated an aerobics instructor once - believe me please it aint Rocket Science and it's a great job for a hot girl who loves to wear skimpy clothes and jiggle her soft tissues).

Besides being an aerobic instructor is great training for becoming a stripper and when a 15 year old girl starts out this way it is not a reach for her to end up hanging from a pole in gentlemens club somehwere outside LA.

In the older vids from her bedroom, did anyone ever notice a velvet painting of like a fairy princess riding a big white horse? ? How about a unicorn?

Sheesh!

[starlet]

Haven't watched it, can't watch it (no speakers at work), don't wanna watch it. But I love how all of the comments on the LG15.com are basically all telling the creators to get with it.
Will they listen to their fans now?


Did Bree really say "Daniel is clingy... like fly paper. and jonas thinks he's Sigmund Freud" ?

ouch...

Why are they making Bree such a bitch?

[molly]

People are being really hard on this video, but I actually liked it. It reminds me of my favorite days of the series--the early ones in Bree's bedroom.

It kind of makes me realize something: the creators have botched everything so badly that everyone's going to be critical of them, no matter what direction they take the series. At this point I wish they'd just take a month off, plan out a new Lonelygirl series with an actual coherent plotline, and start off fresh.

[hyemew]

Like terry said, the light in her room and such was beautiful. Sadly we'll never come that way again :-(

[brazilianfan]

I couldn't agree more slainte.

Trying not to sound too much like Church Lady: - Hummm, who could have made Bree turn into such a clinging bitch? Could it be, hummm SATAN???

[lesbrent]

What idiot ponders what they want to do for a living when there is a questionable satantic cult after her, whom killed her "not father", father just like 3 weeks ago? She hasn't even graduated from high school yet. And then there is the whole "Order" business that would be a little more important, no?

Bree really is a bitch.

[Alissa Brooke]

She's a Clooonneeee!

[lesbrent]

admin said:

She's a Clooonneeee!

Actually, she hasn't really been the same since she met her Dad. Maybe you're onto something...

[trash180]

Well, it was a cute video. I must admit the title had me thinking she was gonna grow up and take charge of this order stuff though. I liked that she was looking in books and kind of excited to be doing something and certainly I'm excited for her to do SOMETHING though, I thought maybe it would have to do with her situation. Is she feeling it's bigger than her now? Like it's out of her hands?

Soooo, Bree wants life to return to normal. Or more accurately she wants the normal life that she's never had. I wonder if Jonas can send her to college? Or has the order infiltrated Harvard and Yale? If she gets a job, it would be nice if not only can she use her brain, but also use the resources at this job to investigate and deal with "the order".

You know what? She could answer one of those "be a research case study for cash" ads in the paper. Then they could reveal whatever oddity she has hidden in her genetics. Perhaps that could be the first step in revealing whatever the hell is going on. It could also tie "looking for a job" Bree with "running from the order" Bree. I dunno...I'm just sayin'.

Taraiscrushed was working out and boxing in her last videos. Are they still being inspired by "real" vloggers then?

Points of interest?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweedledum_and_Tweedledee
www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html
Probably not...sigh.

[Alissa Brooke]

lesbrent said:

admin said:

She's a Clooonneeee!

Actually, she hasn't really been the same since she met her Dad. Maybe you're onto something...

Obviously. Her not-dad switched her out for a clone android of Bree to keep the horny duo at bay while they keep real-bree in a little cell forcing her to complete the ceremony or face being gangbanged by Lucy and Gemma.

[curiousgeorge]

Cross posted at the phorum:

What does NOT make any sense is an offering like the last one, having the Breester acting like it was Career Day at Home Schoolers Aggregate (no offense to Ms. Kelly). This was just absurd given her current situation. Do I miss those "old" vids which featured these kind of antics? Absolutely. Do I wish there was more of a "pleasant" storyline where we could see more of this? Yes. Is it APPROPRIATE now? Now effn way... The cat is out of the bag and I don't think the current plotline supports this kind of behavior, even from delightfully wacky Bree.

It makes no sense for her to act like this in the face of danger. Now admittedly it is silly to think that a real person would even be vlogging at a time like this, but I can suspend disbelief in this regard. But this was just plain dumb and not appropriate. It makes NO SENSE. Her notFather was killed by these people!

OK Rumsfield time again:

Am I sick of clues that go nowhere? Yes. Do some of the clues pan out? Yes. Are there many more of them that don't? Yes. Is the storyline catering to clue obsessed phans? Yes. Would a lot of people be happier if they stopped dropping clues (for some short period of time) and advanced the storyline? Yes. Would all the phans be happier if they answered at least a solid majority (such as 60% or so which would still leave PLENTY of things to work with) of the "old" clues issued so far?

A world of yes.

ETA: Just read an excellent post at the phorum. This video was done to try and reel in new viewers attracted by the AI offering and introduce them to the Bree we all know and love. I think that explains this perfectly. It was still stupid and now I think even less of it...

[trash180]

curiousgeorge said:

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ETA: Just read an excellent post at the phorum. This video was done to try and reel in new viewers attracted by the AI offering and introduce them to the Bree we all know and love. I think that explains this perfectly. It was still stupid and now I think even less of it...

i had considered that might be the case. Spending the brainpower on building an audience and not on telling a meaningful story. Just tell the f'n story and the audience will come...sheesh.