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(Apologies to Freddy Mercury)
Bailey’s LamentAn Ode to Bailey’s Mom
Is this the breal life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a poor dog, I need no sympathy.
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
A little pat, little chow,
Anyway the scents blow, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just licked a man,
Put a tongue against his hand,
He rubbed my tummy, now he’s wet,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and chased the cat away.
Mama rrrroooooo,
Didn’t mean to make you cry.
If he’s not back again this time tomorrow.
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, sleepy time has come,
Sends shivers down my leg.
Body's twitching all the time.
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to sleep
Gotta leave you all behind and face the sheep.
Mama rrrrroooooo, (anyway that cat blows)
I don’t want him to die, but
I sometimes wish he’d never been born at all.
(insert wild guitar riff)
I see a little silhouetto of a fan,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Ceremony?
Robes and poor lighting, very very frightening to me.
Galileo, galileo,
Galileo, galileo,
Galileo and Pluto,
But I’m just a poor dog and my Mama loves Bree,
He’s just a poor dog from a weird family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come easy go, will you let Bree go?
Denderah! no, she will not let Bree go-let her go,
Denderah! she will not let Bree go-let her go,
Denderah! she will not let Bree go-let her go!
Will not let Bree go-let her go,
Will not let Bree go let her go!
Bow wow, bow wow, bow wow,
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let Bree go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Bree, for Bree, for Bree.
(insert wild guitar riff)
So you think you can pet me and look at your PC,
So you think you can love me, well, then leave them at AC.
Oh Mama, can’t do this to me mama,
You’ve just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta there.
Nothing really matters,
Yada, yada, yada
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
Anyway, that cat blows.
Happy Birthday Bailey’s Mom!
We miss you!
<edit> Bailey's a dog, right?