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Post by noasinger on Nov 6, 2006 8:18:58 GMT -5
Or at least sympathy ... damn girl, you need to get yourself a new set of friends. Time's a-wasting!
(Someone who is up on this series, pls start the recaps!)
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Post by milowent on Nov 6, 2006 16:16:31 GMT -5
MANY SPOILERS IN HERE and i'm not recapping 50something episodes of this show. help me out people. SamHas7Friends Episode 1 (Aug 28, 2006) (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NABEeBkU5oUWe learn that Patrick, who is Sam's boyfriend, is getting jiggy with Vera, the hot trampy blonde SamHas7Friends Episode 2 (Aug 29 2006) (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pqgWGZ65GYWillie (Sam's Ex) brushes his teeth like he's a rabid dog. Meanwhile, while searching for pot in Willie's nightstand, a not-so-bright chick on his bed pulls out a gun with Sam's picture attached to it. And its loaded. Verdict: Willie must kill Sam! No that's too easy, you crafty internet viewers! SamHas7Friends Episode 3 (Aug 30 2006) (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0QO9ly2awSam and her friend Dani suck down some cheap wine while chatting on the highway overpass. Dani mentions her "script." Sam gets an IM from "hot" Patrick. Dani next seen screwing Chivo, her gangland boyfriend. Oh boy - this ain't Bree kissing Thor anymore. SamHas7Friends Episode 4 (Aug 31 2006) (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34V02wUo3UHolly, the hot-yet-bitchy lookalike-Julianne from LOST, tells her messed up bf Scott to go get the laundry. Scott, like any normal man, ends up fondling Sam's pink frilly thong from the dryer, and is then greeted by Sam. Scott swoons. Said thong somehow reappears on the stairs as Scott goes back upstairs, surely Sam dropped it accidentially?'
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Post by wednesday on Nov 6, 2006 16:50:17 GMT -5
"Sam Has 7 Friends" - Episode 5 - Friday 9.1.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF56pB5ZXxcSam's Kevin Sorbo look alike boyfriend Patrick has a skeezy chat with Vera while Sam takes a shower. Patrick generally acts guilty. "Sam Has 7 Friends" - Episode 6 - Monday 9.4.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vivoMoT1QuM"Fishing with Chivo" In which we learn that Chivo is a gang-banger from Dani's mention of some guys that's been shot. We also learn that Chivo loves Dani. A lot. We also get an openning shot of Duck a la Noa. Not the dish, just the ducks. "Sam Has 7 Friends" - Episode 7 - Tuesday 9.5.06 (running time 1:19) www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqS23MiI3sSam gives Roman Dani's script, and Roman gives Sam a weight complex. Oh yeah, and we learn that Roman is the worst agent ever even though we're sure (like our kind-hearted heroine) that his heart is in the right place. 2 majors plot points: Dani's script to Roman, and Roman's insistence that Sam needs new headshots causes Sam to see/work with Willie again. "Sam Has 7 Friends" - Episode 8 - Wednesday 9.6.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=65SYh7ezJYo"Lounging in bed, Sam expresses her frustrations about Hollywood to Patrick. Meanwhile, Patrick misses a call from Vera." Foreshadowing(?) alert: Sam says, 'your never know what anyone's actually thinking.' Personal note: the sound of these two kissing in this episode gives me the screaming heebies. Right. That's my 4. On to the next folk.
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Post by jayhenry on Nov 8, 2006 4:28:15 GMT -5
Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 9 - Thursday 9.7.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWi0tHnjLKAScott drinks a beer while Holly vomits into a trash can -- she's sick, but Scott seizes the moment to tell her they haven't gotten busy in 11 days (the day the series started, as it happens). Holly asks: what about when I watched you, uh... enjoy your shower, a la Kevin Spacey in the opening sequence of American Beauty? Sorry, Holly... doesn't count. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 10 - Friday 9.8.06 (running time 1:32) www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-lGdMvVQUMHow do you go on when your not-so-bright chick accidentally kills herself? If you're Willie, the answer is drive around the cemetery a bit, eat 6 pot brownies and go try to have sex with your ex-girlfriend at the beach. It's not your typical 5 stages of grief, but it seems to work. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 11 - Monday 9.11.06 (running time 1:34) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDFQOf8VlAFor Sam's birthday, she visits a spa with Dani. The psychic (standard at any good Day Spa) says Dani is a psycho, Sam has a short lifeline and is in a lot of danger. Happy birthday, and don't forget to try the butternut squash exfoliating cream on your way out. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 12 - Tuesday 9.12.06 (running time 1:36) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5sjZ4DLbMAfter happy kisses with Patrick, her cheating ex-boyfriend, Sam runs out the door to an audition and smacks right into mysterious-bald-man. Creepy music plays to signal that this guy is a stalker. And remember, Sam, good friends and stalkers are rarely the same people. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 13 - Wednesday 9.13.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jhB5QsJ1XUSam goes to check her e-mail on Patrick's computer and sees an instant message from his secret lover. She asks Patrick what's up, and he lathers on the guilt trip for being suspicious. Making-out ensues.
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Post by noasinger on Nov 8, 2006 4:35:27 GMT -5
Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 14 - Thursday 9.14.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkgaIYfs22UA bored Willie instructs his current, equally bored model to make love to the camera. No magic is made until she starts yawning and sneezing, which seems to excite Willie. Meanwhile, Sam is discussing Patrick's mysterious IM from calicutie with her mom. She isn't suspicious, oh, no, although she does intent to comb through her boyfriend's MySpace, the modern equivalent of sniffing his shirt collars. Roman is sending her for headshots. Guess who is taking those headshots? Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 15 - Friday 9.15.06 (running time 1:16) www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgHotOa5aI&NRCreepy panty-sniffer Scott is mooning over Sam while driving to an assignment with his work partner. Their yin-yang attire suggests that they might work at the spa? His partner tells him that recycling makes chicks horny. Oh, not that he's ever needed to recycle. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 16 - Monday 9.18.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSCshbppWrIDani may in fact be a psycho after all. She and Sam are jogging up on a ridge. They pause to catch their breath and to give Sam a chance to bitchface at her friend for suggesting that things may not be all so very right between Sam and Patrick. On the offensive, Sam accuses Dani of using her boyfriend Chivo for her writing. While Sam is distracted on her soapbox, Dani suddenly notices a Mysterious Man in Black off in the distance behind Sam. He turns to catch Dani's eye and nods to her. A troubled Dani lures Sam into tying her shoe, then makes a move to push her off the ridge. Sam stands up just in time to not quite pick up on her danger. A second glance shows Dani that they MiB has just as mysteriously disappeared. She accepts Sam's suggestion that the girls go grab a snack. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 17 - Tuesday 9.19.06 (running time 1:33) www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xkue4R4sLcActually a rather lovely piece, beautifully lit and shot. Patrick and Vera are having a relaxed picnic in the park and are charming together. Too bad Patrick's two-timing Sam with this chippie. Patrick won't tell Vera about something that "happened" at his bartending gig, and in return she won't tell him what she does for a living. They seem a bit cosy for this conversation. Patrick jokingly asks if Vera is in the CIA, and she clams up, so he goes in for more nookie.
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Post by milowent on Nov 8, 2006 10:31:19 GMT -5
Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 18 - Wednesday 9.20.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DusBzsyUvkOfficial blurb: "Willie makes pot peanut butter while talking to his mom on the phone. Kim tries to clean his apartment. Lonelygirl15 text messages Willie." OK, in this episode SH7F humorously links to LG15 by showing Willie getting a text message from "lonelygirl15" saying "I hear you do headshots", a clear ref. to the new it-girl status attained by Jess Rose. Willie talks to his "ma" on the phone and indicates he is (1) painting feverishly, which he isn't, and (2) dating Sam still, ditto. Willie then screams at his latest dumb chick conquest for trying to vaccuum, and is rewarded with a different kind of vaccuming. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 19 - Thursday 9.21.06 (running time 1:20) www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcACuaPlhwOfficial blurb: Scott watches Sam doing laundry as he accuses Holly of not liking men OK, in this episode, we learn that Scott and Holly have a dysfunctional relationship. Oh, we already knew that. But so dysfunctional that super-passive-agressive-stereotype Scott ogles other women while arguing with Holly. He suggests Holly might be a lesbian. Hawtt foreshadowing?
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Post by wednesday on Nov 8, 2006 14:41:22 GMT -5
SamHas7Friends - Episode 20 - Friday 9.22.06 official blurb: Sam and Dani sit in front of a coffee shop. Someone is watching them. unofficial blurb: Dani finds out that Roman wants to meet about her script. Roman and Charles watch them from afar and listens in with a scratchy circa wwii listening device. Sam has an audition at 2.
SamHas7Friends - Episode 21 - Monday 9.25.06 official blurb: Willie and Sam get high. unofficial blurb: Willie and Sam get high, and flirt. Oh, and Willie gets rid of his 'killer bed'.
SamHas7Friends - Episode 22 - Tuesday 9.26.06 official blurb: Sam visits Dani to talk about Willie and Patrick. unofficial blurb: Dani is way too involved with Sam's lovelife, and seems a little too interested in Sam getting back together with Willie. We learn that Willie has a big willie.
SamHas7Friends - Episode 23 - Wednesday 9.27.06 official blurb: Scott and Angelo watch Sam on their lunch break. Scott asks Angelo to sleep with Holly. unofficial blurb: Scott walks that line between admirer and stalker. Angelo enjoys the thought of Holly's boobs and agrees to sleep with Holly.
SamHas7Friends - Episode 24 - Thursday 9.28.06 Official blurb: Sam confronts Roman about not looking out for her best interests. Willie shows up to sell Roman some weed. unofficial blurb: We learn that Willie is a true artist that prefers snot particles to sell out shots of traditional beauty. Sam almost fires Roman and Charles for being terrible agents. Willie gets Sam a part in a commercial.
sorry for taking so long folks!
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Post by lizzy on Nov 9, 2006 23:35:54 GMT -5
*raises hand timidly* can I do some? I'm addicted to these videos! Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 25 - Friday 9.29.06 (running time 1:35)www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADFMCLb3A8YOfficial Blurb: "Sam finally catches Patrick with Vera." So, in this episode we see Vera and Patrick getting busy. Cut to Sam walking into the apartment complex talking to Dani about her new job that Willy helped her get. She's excited about the job. She's on her way to surprise Patrick with the news, as well as pick something up. Like her chin that falls to the floor when she walks right in on Patrick and Vera. Oh yeah, tears begin to fall too. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 26 - Monday 10.02.06 (running time 1:40)www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOPKGYsc-VAOfficial Blurb: "Patrick and James discuss the breakup; Vera is called away to work shortly before midnight." Patrick and Vera are in bed. She gets a call after midnight, and she has to go. Patrick asks her not to go, but she leaves anyways. Also, James tells Patrick he got what he deserved for wanting everything at once. Patrick admits he can't stop thinking about Sam. James says Patrick and Sam just weren't meant to be and ohhh, "everything happens for a reason." Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 27 - Tuesday 10.03.06 (running time 1:41)www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNo5Lq-3vd4Official Blurb: "Vera's employer is revealed." Vera is crying, and telling Mr. Forrester she can't do it tonight. He comforts her telling her she's the best, and asking her not to upset him. Vera calms down and exclaims that "she can do this." We see her walking out on a stage with other girls. Gasp, she's a whore! Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 28 - Wednesday 10.4.06 (running time 1:42)www.youtube.com/watch?v=d65S7En972MDani arrives at a small party. Chivo tells her his sister didn't make parole. Cue creepy music, as Dani looks suspiciously at all the men, finally setting eyes on stalker man near the back of the crowd. So Chivo knows this dude? Dani takes off quickly in her car, seemingly pissed off and scared.
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Post by jayhenry on Nov 10, 2006 14:01:06 GMT -5
Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 29 - Thursday 10.5.06 (running time 1:29) www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTcAABxqSy4Sam films a commercial for a used-car salesman. To demonstrate the falling prices, the car dealer makes her wear a t-shirt that say $8399 and then throws her to the ground, "Down prices!" Hey, for a struggling Hollywood hottie work is work and some girls like it rough. Sam is grateful to ex-boyfriend Eddie for the job. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 30 - Friday 10.6.06 (running time 1:36) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivklmsTlY7oMore strife between the couple from hell. Holly comes home to find Scott happily looking at Sam's MySpace. She's unimpressed, but Scott continues watching Sam out the window, waiting for his chance to encounter her while taking out the garbage. Sam heads for the trashcan, Scott makes a mad dash after her, only to trip and fall at her feet.
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Post by intrigued2 on Nov 11, 2006 21:35:13 GMT -5
Okay, I thought I'd pitch in here a bit. I am up-to-date, but I am happy to help in keeping the rest of you in the loop. I do have to say that this girl needs to leave town and get a fresh start - everyone around her seems to have their fair share of "issues"... Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 31 - Monday 10.9.06 (running time 1:38)www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZqFIlJ1czMOfficial Blurb: "Sam and Willie go to Dani's for drinks." Sam and Willie go to Dani's for drinks though Dani was expecting Chivo. While pouring shots, Sam gets a call from who Willie and Sam assume to be Patrick. She excuses herself to the balcony because she "has to take this" call. She answers the phone with a very irritated "WHAT?!!". The audience only hears her side of the conversation. She is very short with the caller on the phone. Her first words are "You have to do a LOT more than that ", and that she can't believe the audacity of the person calling her. She responds to his/her reply with "it's none of your business", it hers, and gets off the phone by saying that she's got to go "be a friend". Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 32 - Tuesday 10.10.06 (running time 1:36) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohQuS20cbScOfficial Blurb: "www.samhas7friends.com" (obviously wanting viewers to check out their website) Sam runs into Chivo on the stairs to Dani's apartment. He's bringing Dani a bouquet of flowers. Sam says that Dani's not at home because she knocked on her door for 10 minutes but received no answer. Chivo mentions how odd it is that Dani's car is in the garage. Sam semi-flirtatiously says that he has two options - he can give the flowers to her (Sam), or they can go look for Dani together. Chivo say there's also option 3 - he can take the flowers back home and put them in water. Without much hesitation, Chivo chooses option 1 (giving the flowers to Sam) and walks back down the stairs.
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Post by noasinger on Nov 19, 2006 10:10:03 GMT -5
We've been neglecting our beloved, cursed Sam Breslow. I will take the next 10 this evening.
The more I see, the more I *love* this production. It's as complicated as any Robert Altman piece. The tension is building expertly, the characters are delicious and creepy, the cinematography and music choices are beautiful.
Thank you so much Ryan.
Man, I want a sandwich.
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Post by noasinger on Nov 19, 2006 22:20:12 GMT -5
Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 33 - 10.11.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUo44_ig_R8Sam goes to Patrick's apartment to pick up some things -- lost underwear, probably a watch, spare toothbrush. Patrick tries to make small talk, but Sam isn't having any of that. He then tries to apologize and she lays the smackdown all over his ass. Go Sam! Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 34 - 10.12.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=my76w24pEokPatrick is freaking out over Sam's MySpace while his good friend (and the guy Sam should really be with) James scolds him for being a hypocrite. Meanwhile, Sam's sister Mary has arrived from Kansas and airily tells Sam that she shouldn't be surprised because nobody else liked Patrick. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 35 - 10.13.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Hh5oRvx4YAnother beautifully shot, beautifully scored effort. Sam and Willie are sitting on a roof discussing their careers. She is resting her hand on his thigh, and they end up in bed. Sam cries with happiness at being back with Willie. He is suddenly inspired by her sleeping bare back and starts taking photos of her sheetmarked skin, which wakes and startles Sam. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 36 - 10.16.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jMI5TT5QxYScott and Holly have just gone to bed, despite Holly's migraine and Scott's, erm, spicy poo. Scott warns an already irritated Holly that he has to talk to her about something important -- he wants to pimp her out to his coworker. Holly is scornful of this idea, but finally admits that she could have Angelo if she wanted; she doesn't need Scott cheering her on. Somehow the discussion doesn't go the way Scott had wanted. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 37 - 10.17.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGROKwvQn58A clearly psyched Willie jumps out of bed where Sam is trying to get a morning pick-me-up. He runs out of the building, getting dressed as he goes, to pick up his experimental photos. Pleased with the results, he chats up the project in stoner terms with an alarmed commuter while waiting to cross the street. Back at home, Sam is impressed and suggests that they try to set up a show at a friend's gallery. Willie is still psyched. And stoked. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 38 - 10.17.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nSB3cYX0uUChivo picks up his younger sister Dolores from a 14 month stint in jail. She seems to have done her time as a result of something Chivo did in the past, and she's disappointed to note that he has lost his edge. Querying him about love, she correctly guesses that he has fallen in love with a white girl, and she is displeased. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 39 - 10.18.06 (running time 1:39) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd5mkpNUVog[/ur]It's goofy stalkerScott music, as Scott steals someone's recycling. He is trying out Angelo's theory, but when Sam comes along to throw away her trash, she fails to become horny at his sensitivity. Holly breaks the spell by coming down to ask Scott to move his car -- where did he get all that recycling? Scott introduces her to Sam as his "friend," and Holly wanders away in irritation. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 40 - 10.19.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1lnQXSaPu0Patrick shows up at the apartment building, but Sam's creepy sister Mary is standing out on the stoop and refuses to let him in. There may be some history between them. When he won't leave, Mary comes down the steps and puts her face about a quarter inch away from his. "Don't fuck with me," she warns menacingly, "and don't fuck with my sister. Got it?" Patrick gets it and beats it the fuck out of there. Mary goes in the house and peeps at Sam and Willie making love. Creepy. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 41 - 10.23.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gNpq2m-ic(Kind of a weak effort; Dani and Roman are not as strong as the other actors.) Dani is meeting with Roman Reed about her script. He is so professional that he has chihuahua Charles on the desk grumbling at everyone. Roman loves Dani's script and has sent it out to some readers. Dani is, you guessed it, stoked, and waxes crazily about how important the script is to her life. Roman invites Dani to come back next week to see how she is going. After she floats out of the office, he significantly thanks her yet again. Dark music suggests that he might in fact be exploiting Dani. It isn't necessary, because Roman is petting Charles like Dr. Evil pets Mr. Bigglesworth. Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 42 - 10.24.06 (running time 1:40) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gpm6z2-9u8Holly is home alone when an English new age masseuse turns up offering a healing. She explains to a nonplussed Holly that Scott hired her, and her hands are just magical or something. Holly acquiesces and Leena's ministrations cause her to hallucinate jogging away from her pain. There's a hot undertone, which helps explain why Scott hired this particular girl.
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Post by milowent on Nov 21, 2006 13:12:38 GMT -5
episodes 43-61: stuff happens - any volunteers to recap!!!!!! ?? Sam Has 7 Friends - Episode 62 - 11.21.06 (running time 1:41) www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiVyruF1AkYes! My "hawtt foreshadowing" prediction is panning out . .. . .
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Post by wednesday on Nov 21, 2006 23:19:53 GMT -5
Episode 55 has some seriously cool SFX!!!!
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Post by milowent on Dec 4, 2006 11:23:10 GMT -5
calling all recappers - we need to get this thread up to date! the videos are taxing my brain now as the plot threads come together. and its' only 11 dies until sam dies.
someone on the official SH7F forums posted that the series has been confirmed for a second season?
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