Terryfic hung out with him in a bar once -- maybe he'll tell us the story. He seems to be a pretty Swell Dude, from what I gather.
It's all lessons learned. The next lesson we must teach you is to be infatuated with yourself. Give away that portion you feel you must, but give yourself a portion for every drop you give them. They find you beautiful; who are you to suggest that they have bad taste?