Post by jayhenry on Sept 12, 2006 17:01:34 GMT -5
For many of us (or at least for me), the most exciting part of today was discovering that our pining after this girl for the past 2 months was not borderline illegal. She's a paid actress, she wants men to be attracted to her. Our desire stands to make her very rich.
Now that her vintage is established as a delightful 1987, I would like to launch an official petition:
"Bree" -- Please do a shoot in Maxim or at least GQ
We can say this now without shame. You are beautiful. You have done more for lazy-eye than anyone in the history of the world.
Many of us watched the swimming video today, for the first time, no longer worried that this is somehow part of an FBI sting. The swimming video is wonderful. That part around 1:09 of My Lazy Eye is wonderful. The whole series is newly wonderful.
When we ask you to be in Maxim, we mean it as a sign of respect. We consider you on par with Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth -- a major star who deserves her chance to showcase all the sweat and tears at the gym.
Those of us who sign this petition hereby promise not to bother you in real life. But we've been pining for a long time here. Welcome to being famous. You have your own petition. You have your own fan club. We are your fans for life.
Signed,
ps. if you feel Maxim is too sexual at this stage in your career, and would prefer not to. We totally respect that. Therefore, this petition is for people who want "Bree" to appear in either Maxim OR have a character on the OC. But please, don't specify which you are signing for, because we don't want to dilute the chances of the Maxim shoot, if "Bree" is up for it.
Now that her vintage is established as a delightful 1987, I would like to launch an official petition:
"Bree" -- Please do a shoot in Maxim or at least GQ
We can say this now without shame. You are beautiful. You have done more for lazy-eye than anyone in the history of the world.
Many of us watched the swimming video today, for the first time, no longer worried that this is somehow part of an FBI sting. The swimming video is wonderful. That part around 1:09 of My Lazy Eye is wonderful. The whole series is newly wonderful.
When we ask you to be in Maxim, we mean it as a sign of respect. We consider you on par with Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth -- a major star who deserves her chance to showcase all the sweat and tears at the gym.
Those of us who sign this petition hereby promise not to bother you in real life. But we've been pining for a long time here. Welcome to being famous. You have your own petition. You have your own fan club. We are your fans for life.
Signed,
ps. if you feel Maxim is too sexual at this stage in your career, and would prefer not to. We totally respect that. Therefore, this petition is for people who want "Bree" to appear in either Maxim OR have a character on the OC. But please, don't specify which you are signing for, because we don't want to dilute the chances of the Maxim shoot, if "Bree" is up for it.
