Post by ApotheosisAZ on Aug 7, 2007 1:31:45 GMT -5
Our New Wheels: We Bought A Volvo. Popcorn, Swimming, And Jonas Slapped Carla In The Volvo. Nikki B. Gave Carla Fire Prevention Tips. Please, For The Love Of All That's Holy, Someone Beat The Crap Out Of Carla.
Recap: Skipping the Dumb Parts 8:00 Teen Domestic Violence: A Growing Problem 9:00 Learning to Hate Sarah Somebody Tell Them The Forum's Down 10:00 Hang On, Hang On, Shut Up, Shut Up, Go, Go Bumper Cars Used to be Fun The Blood Starts Here 11:00 Let's Try and Lose Sarah 12:00 Nikki is Brave/Jerry is a Big Weenie Uncle Greg the Watcher Gets an Owie 1:00 My Backpack is All Yucked Up With Serum Let's Send the Least Cooperative Team Member on a Vital Mission 2:00 My Cell Phone Doubles as a Harmonium, Let Me Play It For You 3:00 There's Bree! Whatever We Do, Let's Not Rescue Her! Turns Out We CAN Kill Shadows After All 4:00 There Is A Lot of Blood in Jonas Jonas Does Not Suffer Silently 5:00 Who Knew Spencer's Hobby was Surgery Bree Dies Pretty Like a Starlet Should The Order Is Not Particularly Interested in You or Your Pain 6:00 Teen Domestic Violence Remix Sis, Why Did We Leave Texas Again? I Risked My Life to Date Jonas and All I Got Was This Helpless Zombie You Had Sex With Bree and It Killed Her 7:00 I'm Sacrificing Myself for the Ceremony Girls, and You Should Too I Found Something That Explains Everything This is the Last You'll Ever Hear About It I Was Pretty Good at Pretending to be Brainwashed, Wasn't I?
Back when people didn't know who was behind LG there was a lot of talk that it was a front for a Thelema organization. Now it is clear it is actually be paid for by teenage abstinence groups - if you have sex you will be kidnapped by an evil cult that will drain all your blood... oh, and god will hate you.
LG15 Season 2: Now with 100% more shirtless Jonas action
Proving Abstinence Wrong Mysteries In My Pants--Revealed! What Makes Us Slutty? Learning To Ride Following The Hooker Taking Jonas To The OBGYN I'm Really, Really, Really Horny! My Parents... Bought Us Some Condoms!!!
Wait...What's that I hear? It's the sound of me jumping out the window after viewing this vid.
Speak To Random Cameo Actors Shirtless Jonas Prevails Shittiness Prevails The Unsolvable Rubik's Cube We Solved The Rubik's Cube We Reach Out With Another Crappy ARG-like Video At Least Your Parents Are Alive, Sort Of Our Views Are In The Toilet Bree Is Not Dead (Gee That Didn't Take Long)