Smashing
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Post by Smashing on Mar 1, 2007 21:35:46 GMT -5
My predictions for future LG video titles:
Where's Bree? I'm So Scared! We Found Bree. I Met My Real Parents. Who Are These People? Nothing Makes Sense Wait, Where Did My Parent's Go? You Won't EVER Believe This! The Evil Robots Found Us! What the Holy Friggin Crap Is Going On?!!!!! Bree Killed a Guy... Check THIS out! Gemma Returns I'm Confused Easter Egg Hunt Fun I'm Pregnant! Brother Jonas? I Lied About Being Pregnant! Drinking Games The Octopus People Gemma Loves Jonas I'm Confused Again! Jonas is a Gaylien (and P. Monkey boogies) We Found the Spaceship! Hi Cassie! Danielbeast for President Cassie Stole the Spaceship P. Monkey Is Dead Surfing! My Crazy Writers (and Logic gets Funky!) To Hell with This Show (yeah!) Last Blog/Weirdness Prevails
...feel free to add to the list.
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Post by hyemew on Mar 1, 2007 21:39:42 GMT -5
One someone proposed something along these lines back in like August and will always be my favourite:
"Daniel Violently Murdered My Dad in a Fit of Bloody Rage (and P. Monkey Boogies!)"
Oh wait, this is sad. We had suggested that in blatant jest, and now I just realized part of it actually came true...
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Post by lesbrent on Mar 1, 2007 22:01:24 GMT -5
We found him! Oh No! It happened again! Check this Out! This doesn't make any sense (YEAH!) Look who I met! We are being followed... again!
(how are those for starters?)
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Post by hyemew on Mar 1, 2007 22:08:47 GMT -5
I've thought of a bunch of Holy Week episodes we'll probably see!
"Palm" Sunday (Jonas shows up and palms Bree in the face for tying him up) The Last Supper- Before We Kill Jonas Good Friday Goodness Gemma is the Easter Bunny
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Post by milowent on Mar 1, 2007 23:09:18 GMT -5
Just Needed To Stretch My Legs (Jonas) More Foosball P. Monkey is Missing! We Found P. Monkey ... at IKEA! (sponsored video) The Order Strikes Back Better Off Dead The Breakfast Club Fast Times At Ridgemont High Whoops, Wrong List! I Think I Like Jonas (by Bree) Bree Sucks (by Daniel) Introducing ... Iris! I Think I Like Iris (by Bree) The Order Killed Iris Bungee Jumping! I Found a DVD of Bree at Best Buy! (sponsored video / exclusive DVD release) A Watcher Looked At Me Funny At Best Buy
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Post by stantheman on Mar 2, 2007 2:58:54 GMT -5
Washing The Blood Off My Hands
Just Married!
My Lazy Eye Came Back
Proving Pseudo-science Right
What's A Lobotomy?
Waiter, There's a Skeeter In My Soup
Daniel's Tumor is Really Getting On My Nerves
My Dad's Last Will And Testament - P. Monkey's The Executor
Thor Is Constipated ... Again!
Dead Monkey Walking
Learning To Assassinate
Fuck Pluto
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Post by lesbrent on Mar 2, 2007 10:56:21 GMT -5
That one struck me as extra funny. and .... Daniel's tumor is really getting on my nerves. Here's another couple ... Threesomes are Fun! Jonas and Daniel up a tree, k i s s i n g! Daniel is missing ...again! Leaving on a Jet Plane! Fire! Warwalking, Mountain Style! It's Cold Outside I Found my Real Parents Jonas is my Brother! Oh Brother, Brother You really, really, really, really are never going to believe this! P Monkey has been Stolen! We found Jonas frozen to death So, Jonas wasn't a watcher after all!
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Post by hyemew on Mar 2, 2007 11:38:16 GMT -5
Bree's a Watcher Bree's Not a Watcher Daniel isn't isn't a Watcher Richard Feynman's a Watcher Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! So That Tracking Device Really WAS in Owen the Whole Time... As Predicted by the Ancient Mayans, PM and Thor Come to Life and Perform an Intricate Dance Ritual P. Monkey Killed Daniel Gemma Returns... from Rehab! (Along with a New Friend Named Lindsay!) We're Bored. Russian Roulette! Goodbye Gemma Welcome Back Gemma! Gemma's a Zombie (and My Dad Boogies!) Whatever Happened to that Guy, Jonas?
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Post by stantheman on Mar 2, 2007 12:52:04 GMT -5
I'm Late and Owen's The Father Proving Orthodontics Wrong Tachyon's Playmate Past Revealed Bree's Gone Wild NoHo Girls Adopt Gemma I'm Going to the Orgy! Taken to Jail
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Post by milowent on Mar 2, 2007 12:55:21 GMT -5
I'm Late and Owen's The Father As Predicted by the Ancient Mayans, PM and Thor Come to Life and Perform an Intricate Dance Ritual We found Jonas frozen to death So, Jonas wasn't a watcher after all! I'm loving this thread.
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flwright
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Post by flwright on Mar 2, 2007 15:22:03 GMT -5
My apologies if I’ve copied anyone. Great minds think alike, small minds just steal.
Future Summer Spinoffs: Jonas vs. The Whale The Phorum’s Secret Language Last Blog/The Creator’s Travails Black and Blue Monkey School Work for the Summer...WooHoo! The Danielbunny Car Problems He Screamed, She Screamed My Crazy Twin (and P Monkey gets Lucky) Proving Math Wrong...With Lonelypi and Sigmabeast The Zombie Principle (and Dad talks to Daniel)
<edit more> Daniel the Australopithecus What Did Daniel and Dad Really Talk About? Me, Politics, and Daniel ;( I Probably Shouldn’t Kill This... Recipes from My Kitchen...Revealed! A Human Sacrifice (and P Monkey Feasts!) He’s Really Really Really Excited! Swimming...with the Fishes! Bree the Muppet A Change In My Pants
<edit again> Poor Goofy I Should, Shouldn’t I? I’m Going to the Racetrack! Homeward Bound In the Dark What’s a Fig? My First Fig Learning to Die The Apocalypse My Difficult Incision My, Help Her! How My Other Parents Met Daniel Crossed State Lines Zodiac of Melvin
Smashing, you old thread starter, well done!
FLWright
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Post by stantheman on Mar 3, 2007 2:12:00 GMT -5
P. Monkey Finds Jesus Danielbeast, Put That Away! Skinnydipping! Knocked Up I Probably Shouldn't Smoke This... Nerve Damage Out of Toilet Paper... P. Monkey's Now Hiding We Found Jimmy Hoffa - Alive! Bigfoot Ate Jonas
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Post by VanillaFlava on Mar 3, 2007 16:45:06 GMT -5
Who watches the Watchers? Skimming Black Helicopters (X-Files anniversary tie-in) Project: Banana Boat! My Left Armpit (special guest Daniel Day Lewis) The Cowboy returns (and boogies with P-Monkey!) Square Dancing - Again Thor's Hammertime (Yeah!) The Gemma Virus Eek! Bride of Thor Skycaptain Jonas Watch this! Monsters Menace Mom! Put ... that ... down ... NOW! Leatherface stole Bree's lunch! Look Mom, no hands! Black Helicopter - Again (End of Season Clip Show) Everything is obfuscated (with Elijah Wood stock footage) Bringing out the Beast Battlestar Gemma All Secrets Revealed (including three hour commentary with Chris Carter) Ok, so we couldn't reveal anything (Also, P-Monkey's ceremony) Beast to the bone What's that in your pants, Herr Jones? The Battle of the Bulge Elvis is a watcher! Hannibal - Accross the Alps (P-Monkey and Jonas coloring book) Shaun of the Beast (British subtitles) Clerks Three (At the Mall with Bree) Dr. Breelove, or how I learned to stop watching and bomb the C's Jonas won the primaries! Jack Bauer shot Jonas! Rest Room Randomness (Bauer finally gets to go) Bree is gone! Who we gonna call? Breebusters! (Yay!) The Dirty Dozen (a tribute to Anchor Cove) Bree is back ... ... and gone again. Kill Bree Vol. 1 RoboBeast Have you seen this girl?
and the series finale:
Requiem for a Beast
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Post by stantheman on Mar 3, 2007 23:12:53 GMT -5
Toy Problems I Talked To Bill Clinton Spit Or Swallow? The Bree Witch Project Daniel Snores Like A Water Buffalo I Need Earplugs P. Monkey Says Rat Poison Cures Snoring It Worked!
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Post by milowent on Mar 4, 2007 10:13:04 GMT -5
i was thinking of titles inspired by 80s pop culture
Where's The Beef? Jonas Found the Beef! Daniel says RELAX Bree does the Jitterbug! Jonas Wants His Two Dollars Bree Gags Me With A Spoon Daniel Has A Pair of Parachute Pants? (sponsored video for Abercrombie & Fitch)
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