243 Ash Tree Lane* -- the residence of a reclusive family which homeschools their rebellious, but gifted and sensitive daughter. The homeowners are believed to be eccentric professionals, possibly in the scientific or medical fields. Their lawn is maintained, their taxes and homeowner association dues are paid on time, and their house has excellent curb appeal. They are thus considered good neighbors despite their quiet reserve.
Last Edit: Sept 19, 2006 19:12:41 GMT -5 by noasinger
It's all lessons learned. The next lesson we must teach you is to be infatuated with yourself. Give away that portion you feel you must, but give yourself a portion for every drop you give them. They find you beautiful; who are you to suggest that they have bad taste?
The Dragonfly 506 5th street Come in and let Doc Quest fix what ails you with some ale. We have big screen TVs with all your favorite sites refreshed every 5 seconds to keep you up to date on the latest LG happenings. Remember every Thursday is thirsty Thursdays where Bahama Brees are only a buck.
Last Edit: Sept 21, 2006 12:55:21 GMT -5 by drquest
Post by curiousgeorge on Sept 21, 2006 12:31:30 GMT -5
Thor's Dry Cleaning Emporium
Stop by before the big ritual and get your robes and tank tops cleaned. We specialize in removing those hard to get out blood and P. Monkey "accident" stains. We use only natural Scandinavian chemicals. LLC.
Special: Bring in three robes and/or tank tops and get a coupon for a free P. Monkey Triple Bock from the Dragonfly. Good while supplies last or until CG and DQ drink all the good stuff.
Post by curiousgeorge on Sept 21, 2006 14:01:06 GMT -5
Danielbeast's Savings, Loans, and Investments
We specialize in partnering up and coming Anchor Cove web producers with Silicone Valley Angels. Need venture captial to get that out of control web forum monitored correctly, come on by. Need cash to plot out a storyline for an additional nine months, we got it! Need funding to get your tech staff up to speed, we are the only game in town! Need attorney fees to squash a renegade YT auteur, this is the place!
Open up an account with us now and we will give you a free, yes that's free, blender to make your own milkshakes and ritual potions.
We're Bullish on Bree!
Danielbeast's Savings, Loans, and Investments is a wholy owned subsidiary of Cults R' Us. Established 1956. Patent Pending.
Knai's Tae-Kane-Do Dojo If the events of talk like a pirate have left you shaken come to Knai's dojo. I have brought the mystical art of Tae Kane do from the ancient land of Norway. Master moves like the Windmill, the Fred Astaire twirl and the Raging fjord
Post by VanillaFlava on Sept 22, 2006 3:26:00 GMT -5
Trace Route Vocational College
Situated a little out of town, in a well-known, but undisclosed location, is the Campus of Trace Route (Go Thor Vikings!).
Here you can learn all standard (and sub-standard) web surveillance techniques. A dedicated team of (perpetually hooded & cloaked) scholars will instruct you in everything you need to know to uncover everyone's badly hidden secrets.
Also on campus is the student unions's pub 'The Photo Bucket', which serves free drinks for candid polaroids dumped into a large bucket behind the bar.
A notable exchange program has just been initiated with Miskatonic University in beautiful Massachusetts, where once every lonesome october, guest scholars hold academic debates using plush puppets of notable elder gods.
There is also a school of dentistry losely affiliated but it appears this might be discontinued as all its mail and hopeful students ended up in the wrong state, after some address mix-up.