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Post by noasinger on Sept 9, 2006 16:23:07 GMT -5
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slacker
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Post by slacker on Sept 9, 2006 16:51:38 GMT -5
That is hilarious. It's obviously not Bree, it's someone who has been reading the forums religiously. Kudos!!
BRING ON THE GILBERT & SULLIVAN!
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Post by timsmith on Sept 9, 2006 17:22:34 GMT -5
Bree practicing for the ceremony I see.  |
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Post by noasinger on Sept 10, 2006 9:10:56 GMT -5
New answers gleaned from the "Swimming!" video raise new questions. These outdoor videos seem to have yielded some of the greatest interest (possible So Cal location, intro of the "Cassie" element, fresh material for wankstalkers to ogle). Intrigued, I took another look at "Swimming" with the help of some high-end image enhancement software. What I discovered astounded me: the most telling clue to Bree's mysterious religion is presented here, and yet nobody has talked about it yet. This clue is visible roughly halfway into the clip. Most of the sequences of Bree frolicking about in her maillot were shot either underwater or in bright sun. I did notice some irregularities, however, in one short sequence of Bree picking her way along the bank in a patch of shade. The video editors apparently realized that it was a mistake not to have Bree's hair streaming down her back in this sequence. They appear to have applied some image wizardry to minimize their error -- but this decision, rather than editing out the sequence entirely, is curious and means this must be a significant, however subtle, tell. From these few frames, I believe we can with high condifence identify the location of the shoot, the religion of Bree's family, the identity of her father, the nature of the upcoming ceremony, and, quite possibly, the agenda of the Creators. Without further ado, here is the relevant clue. I have adjusted the contrast to reveal what the Creators tried to coneal.  Shocking, isn't it? So now we know. The videos are shot outside Caprica City. Their religion is the Unity of the One. The upcoming ceremony is a Download. The agenda is, ultimately, the destruction of the human race. One issue remains unclear. This new knowledge still begs the question of paternity. So here is my question to the Creators: 'Fess up, sirs or madams. Is this Bree's father?  |
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Post by intrigued2 on Sept 10, 2006 12:53:15 GMT -5
Am I the only one who is completely lost by noa's post??? What an earth are you talking about noa?
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Post by mku77 on Sept 10, 2006 13:09:06 GMT -5
Noa could you maybe clarify what you are talking about
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Post by timsmith on Sept 10, 2006 13:25:16 GMT -5
Noa could you maybe clarify what you are talking about I think hes a Battlestar Galactica fan .The man in the picture is in it. |
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Post by noasinger on Sept 10, 2006 13:38:06 GMT -5
Yah, I hate explaining allusions publicly. They're meant to be funny to that portion of the audience who gets them.
But I didn't want to just blow off everyone's questions, so I had Alissa move this thread up here. This is not intended to be a Real Clue.
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Post by mku77 on Sept 10, 2006 14:08:52 GMT -5
thnx for the clarification.God i feel stupid lol
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Post by mku77 on Sept 10, 2006 14:28:53 GMT -5
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Post by noasinger on Sept 10, 2006 14:38:09 GMT -5
Awesome! I was hoping I'd start getting more Bree Sightings! Remember, in the immortal words of the invaders, "All your Bree are belong to us! Someone set us up the Bree!" mku-- just put an "<img>" at the beginning and an </img> at the end of what you already have. Only use []s instead of <>s. |
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Post by mku77 on Sept 10, 2006 14:49:19 GMT -5
thnx noa
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slacker
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Post by slacker on Sept 10, 2006 15:11:59 GMT -5
yesterday someone on IRC said that Bree looks like ET.  |
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Post by slacker on Sept 10, 2006 22:50:21 GMT -5
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Post by sheckigreen on Sept 10, 2006 22:52:32 GMT -5
haha very cute
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