Post by flwright on Oct 13, 2006 8:06:44 GMT -5
The New Cove Times
All the News That Fits
V. Heffernan, Editor
From the Sports Section, October 13, 2006
Hardy and Roi Tie at Top
by R. Rushfield
Bree Hardy and Cass Roi tied for first place yesterday in the annual Anchor Cove Young Adults Marathon. Their time for the 26 mile-385 yard race was 2:10:12, shattering the Woman’s world record by over five minutes.
“I never could’ve kept up that pace if Cassie wasn’t chasing me”, said an exhausted Ms. Hardy. Ms. Roi added, “I thought for sure that Bree was going to blow me away when the race began, but I caught up and it’s our story now!”
Ms. Hardy wasn’t even supposed to enter this year’s race, a victim of a severe allergic reaction to some seaweed soup at a local bistro, Karma Kookies. “I’ve been taking shots for weeks now”, said the co-winner, “and they seemed to take care of the rash and swelling.” Kookies is owned by Mayor Brooke, who was at the awards ceremony last night. “I’m just happy Bree didn’t die”, said Her Honor.
(cont’ on page C6)
From the Police Blotter, October 13, 2006
Ceremony Scare
EMT’s rescued 18 year old Daniel Singer last night at the Anchor Cove Marathon Awards Ceremony. Mr. Singer, who was trying to film the ceremony for himself, lost his way on the maze of trails atop historic Mt. Mauao and stumbled into the famous natural rose thicket. Bleeding, dehydrated, and dazed, he briefly disrupted the ceremony, just before Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, surrounded by security, placed the medals on the winners.
After some band-aids, cookies, and lemonade, Mr. Singer was released.
All the News That Fits
V. Heffernan, Editor
From the Sports Section, October 13, 2006
Hardy and Roi Tie at Top
by R. Rushfield
Bree Hardy and Cass Roi tied for first place yesterday in the annual Anchor Cove Young Adults Marathon. Their time for the 26 mile-385 yard race was 2:10:12, shattering the Woman’s world record by over five minutes.
“I never could’ve kept up that pace if Cassie wasn’t chasing me”, said an exhausted Ms. Hardy. Ms. Roi added, “I thought for sure that Bree was going to blow me away when the race began, but I caught up and it’s our story now!”
Ms. Hardy wasn’t even supposed to enter this year’s race, a victim of a severe allergic reaction to some seaweed soup at a local bistro, Karma Kookies. “I’ve been taking shots for weeks now”, said the co-winner, “and they seemed to take care of the rash and swelling.” Kookies is owned by Mayor Brooke, who was at the awards ceremony last night. “I’m just happy Bree didn’t die”, said Her Honor.
(cont’ on page C6)
From the Police Blotter, October 13, 2006
Ceremony Scare
EMT’s rescued 18 year old Daniel Singer last night at the Anchor Cove Marathon Awards Ceremony. Mr. Singer, who was trying to film the ceremony for himself, lost his way on the maze of trails atop historic Mt. Mauao and stumbled into the famous natural rose thicket. Bleeding, dehydrated, and dazed, he briefly disrupted the ceremony, just before Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, surrounded by security, placed the medals on the winners.
After some band-aids, cookies, and lemonade, Mr. Singer was released.