Post by Tempestarii on Sept 7, 2006 21:45:28 GMT -5
The Ten Commandments of the Creators
1: Sleuthers shalt henceforth be known as Our loyal fans.
2: Picking apart Our shoddy production mistakes and gaping plot holes shalt be known as enjoying Our 'work'. As A multitude of sleuthers working together to point out faults shalt be known as 'an overwhelmingly positive response'.
3: Evolving with Us and interactively taking part in the plot shalt mean you will write our plot. Out of work act...Creators need scripts. If you refuse to bring Glory to Creators then that shalt be known as "The world was not ready for Our new age of storytelling. Heathens!"
4: Enjoying the full potential of Our medium means buying Our products, subscribing to a pop-up laden website and telling Us how to become famous and rich.
5: Though We are just like you and you are just like Us, and you shalt write Our plot.. .you shalt know nothing, for knowledge is power and you shall have none you pathetic puppets. Bwahahahah!
6: "Regardless, there are deeper mysteries buried within the plot, dialogue, and background of the Lonelygirl15 videos. There are many more to come" shalt come to mean "Help help, they found out our poorly contrived prop is fake, quick tell them they are wrong! Stall the bastards!"
7: Curiousity is good for Our publicity, asking questions shall be met with stony silence.
8: Dedicated fans like yourselves are paid for their efforts. Paid by the joy of knowing We can do shout-outs on a webcamera.
9: This is an incredible time for the Creator inside all of us. Every fan is made in Creator's image though lacking in the Creator's talent for avoidance of googlical research.
AhBree, Lady of Facial Gesture may you guide us to our destiny as fans. May we not stumble in the world of reality, or question your existence. May the false idols of YT, Films and Literature not lead us into temptation, believing all of this has been done before and better. The Power and the Editing, forever and ever. Ahbree.
1: Sleuthers shalt henceforth be known as Our loyal fans.
2: Picking apart Our shoddy production mistakes and gaping plot holes shalt be known as enjoying Our 'work'. As A multitude of sleuthers working together to point out faults shalt be known as 'an overwhelmingly positive response'.
3: Evolving with Us and interactively taking part in the plot shalt mean you will write our plot. Out of work act...Creators need scripts. If you refuse to bring Glory to Creators then that shalt be known as "The world was not ready for Our new age of storytelling. Heathens!"
4: Enjoying the full potential of Our medium means buying Our products, subscribing to a pop-up laden website and telling Us how to become famous and rich.
5: Though We are just like you and you are just like Us, and you shalt write Our plot.. .you shalt know nothing, for knowledge is power and you shall have none you pathetic puppets. Bwahahahah!
6: "Regardless, there are deeper mysteries buried within the plot, dialogue, and background of the Lonelygirl15 videos. There are many more to come" shalt come to mean "Help help, they found out our poorly contrived prop is fake, quick tell them they are wrong! Stall the bastards!"
7: Curiousity is good for Our publicity, asking questions shall be met with stony silence.
8: Dedicated fans like yourselves are paid for their efforts. Paid by the joy of knowing We can do shout-outs on a webcamera.
9: This is an incredible time for the Creator inside all of us. Every fan is made in Creator's image though lacking in the Creator's talent for avoidance of googlical research.
AhBree, Lady of Facial Gesture may you guide us to our destiny as fans. May we not stumble in the world of reality, or question your existence. May the false idols of YT, Films and Literature not lead us into temptation, believing all of this has been done before and better. The Power and the Editing, forever and ever. Ahbree.