My Mom's A Freak! [6.28.2007]

[milowent]

www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=282&play=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzsbT7WHn4

Summary
Jonas arrived here safely and we've been doing our best to get in touch with Spencer by emailing him at [e-mail]. Sure beats watching my mom hit on Jonas - Yuck! - Taylor Faction: THE RESISTANCE

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my comments (watch the vid first to avoid spoilers)

Well, I must admit I CRACKED up at the reenactment scene.

I also liked the heavy nod to the original Bree and Daniel videos, with Taylor at the webcam and Jonas on the bed.

I was a bit disturbed that Taylor's mom would hit on Jonas, that seems outside the way she was previously described to us.

I also laughed at the idea that Jonas had to drive 1500 miles to send an email to "[e-mail]", but I was still laughing at those crazy dolls. So, you guys got an email back from Spencer? At least check the IP from the email, you sillies. Try emailing Bree the same way, it worked to find her before!

[hyemew]

Wow, who came up with that doll stuff? It's so different than anything they've ever done before.
I also love how I just brought up the possibility of Taylor replacing Bree and/or Bree waking up in her old bedroom, and we've basically had a merging of the two into this heavy rention of old Bree. Nice and refreshing to see, it almost made me forget the ridiculously horribly demolished plotline they momentarily left behind.

Also I realllly don't understand the whole "we just got done sending our umpteenth e-mail to Spencer Gilman." For being such a smart girl, doesn't she realize that sending 10,000 e-mails doesn't make him read them any faster? I mean seriously, imagine that inbox:
From: [e-mail] Subject: Spencer are you there? Time: 3:43pm
From: [e-mail] Subject: How about now? Time: 3:44pm
From: [e-mail] Subject: Come on! Time: 3:45pm
From: [e-mail] Subject: Spencer? Time: 3:46pm
From: [e-mail] Subject: Respond to us! Time: 3:47pm
From: [e-mail] Subject: We're not stopping... Time: 3:48pm

Also they should have said "Isaac Gilmen WAS his father", not is heh.

I'm totally e-mailing Spencer, they didn't bluntly insert that e-mail into the information line for nothing.

[curiousgeorge]

Ignoring all "plot issues", I absolutely loved this video. Channeling the old videos with the new twist of the animation was really cool.

Creative!

[slainte]

I am afraid I will have to disagree with you there Georgie boy...

The fricken thing is still running in another window but I just can't watch it...the soundtrack is bad enough.

At this point I think the Authors are DARING us to quit.

This episode was disgusting and annoying, cheap trash.

I can not overstate the case.

God Damn It!!! When I try to connect this shit (yes that's what I think it is) to a vlog featuring a cute young all american girl talking about her first kiss and her lazy eye in just makes me sick.

Seriously

[oweniscool]

Originally I thought the "My Mom's A Freak" title would be referring to Bree's mom, and thought perhaps she would have broken out of the Hymn of One with a little more information. Joke's on me, there's never anything good on when I'm expecting it.
Not the worst video so far ("Rockin' The Boat" could easily beat it), but I detest, despise, disdain Troll dolls. More "My Little Pony" please.

[elixir]

slainte said:

I am afraid I will have to disagree with you there Georgie boy...

The fricken thing is still running in another window but I just can't watch it...the soundtrack is bad enough.

At this point I think the Authors are DARING us to quit.

This episode was disgusting and annoying, cheap trash.

I can not overstate the case.

God Damn It!!! When I try to connect this shit (yes that's what I think it is) to a vlog featuring a cute young all american girl talking about her first kiss and her lazy eye in just makes me sick.

Seriously

*Sigh* I agree. Sure, objectively I can see the creativity. Nope, it's not the worse one. And yes, girl in a room vlogging with boy on the bed was part of the formula I used to love, but I just didn't like this.

For some reason I found it disgusting too. First there is the egg, then all that yucky food in 'Rockin' the Boat', and now this one. I dunno, the doll's mouths, the troll MILF...eeeewwwww. It disturbed me. I need my blankey and I need my P. Monkey. NOW!

[slainte]

I have to admit I am scratching my head at your responses so far friends.

This episode was so bad it actually makes me angry.

I really don't get it. I mean I'm not entirely stable it is true but I can't believe I can be so far off-base. I thought the whole thing about Joan on the bed and what's her name in front of the camera was insulting.

How is it no one takes exception to the way this thing has become so base? Is it because everything else is so bad that the cheap sex and innuendo is going unnoticed?

Look I like porn just as much as the next guy but this is gross. It is completely out of place and has so far added NOTHING to the plot. It's only purpose is to titillate and manipulate viewers by injecting a "Whooaaaa did you see that?" response from people who have probably never actually seen "that"

If we were to beleive that this was real life and we were still being made privy to real -life action hopw many of yoe contacting the authorities at this point? I hope all of you!

One thing is clear. The writers really don't have a plan. They are winging it completely and LG has way outlived itself. They did only expect it to last six months and the last sixmonths have pretty much made that clear.

They haven't had a clue since the Ceremony/Non-Ceremony episode. Even that was dumb I mean c'mon Bree appears and says "Um I lied. I ddin't really go to the ceremony".

I guess like everyone else I thoguht this was a cool project. "Three amateaurs working on a shoestring". Their amateur status is long over and they have plenty of dough (I suspect they had plenty of dough from the start but that's just me - "plenty" seems to be a relative word). They just don't have any talent.

They had six months worth of idea. They liked doing it so much they kept going on and on and on hoping somethingwould come up. Nothing did.

Now they have worked this "one trick pony" as close to death as Scarlett O'Hara worked the horse trying to get back to Tara - eventually it just fell down dead.

The crap we are looking at now is the detritus of that dying horse. Flies, foam, and impending doom.

I was in a pretty good mood this morning but after f'ing with those morons over at the forum and then seeing this crap I'm just disgusted.

I am going to stop before I begin lecturing on why this stinkfest is a metaphor for today's society. It is you know. I'll save that fro my blog (and that is just another stupid collection of words crowding the internet)

Good day to you. I said Good-Day!

[milowent]

hmm, we seem to have a split opinion on this one. seems similar at the phorum too.

let's see what the youtube commenters say so far:

Juggaloserialeater (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
whore whore [can't avoid these on youtube]

Mik3US (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
Your mom is just lonely.

"You're such a bitch, Mom!" LOL!

artismylife25 (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
wow.....LG15....is really going down the drain. Sad.....write something interesting....like beast gets an STD for sarah. te hehe

mindinflight123 (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
*sings* Taylor's mom has got it goin' on...

MissAlissa15 (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
haha, i dont blame her! jonas is delicious!!!

emosareghey (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
jonas is a hot piece of asssss [representative of many comments re jonas]

VeroPokesAlot (12 hours ago) Marked as spam
just for having "sluts" in the tags this is gonna get a whole lot of views!!!

lezlieprapra (11 hours ago) Marked as spam
they look so much alike, they must be brother/sister


carolynrodgers (11 hours ago) Marked as spam
Oh and I just notices at 1:55 he says Bree when he wakes up. Aww...

cannibal89 (10 hours ago) Marked as spam
what the fuck is this shit!
are they taking acid?

Big10 (10 hours ago) Marked as spam
The troll part was kinda funny.

K3wlD3wd (4 hours ago) Marked as spam
By the way, I'm a little over 20.. your mom as good looking as you Taylor? ;-)

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well, the youtube comments were a lot less hateful than usual. lots of people also noticed the allusions to the old bree and daniel videos.

survey says: thumbs up.

[oweniscool]

If it makes you feel better, Slainte, I was grossed out by the little "porn intro" with the trolls. Good thing the Taylor troll didn't join in the fun/grossness. I would have died of horror or otherwise killed myself. Or showered for the next 3 hours. *shudder/gag*

elixir said:

I need my blankey and I need my P. Monkey. NOW!

Me too! *clutches Owen*

[curiousgeorge]

slainte said:

I have to admit I am scratching my head at your responses so far friends.
<major snip>
Good day to you. I said Good-Day!

All valid points, I guess my "like" for this one was in relation to other recent offerings. No more, no less.

Word on the phorum experience. I'm actually glad he locked my thread, no good would come of having that little bit of theater open for discussion. It was getting fairly gruesome...

[slainte]

Agreed on the phorum there is an awful lot of heat over there. It's not hard to start a fire and it is impossible to control once it's burning.

Unfortuantely I think I am afraid the Buddah wants me to tell the great unwashed of my disdain for the current state of affairs. (I don't know if I have the time, talent or desire to do so)

[milowent]

If you didn't like this video, skip this post






if you like this video, vote for it as best of the last 5 videos at the phorum:
www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11826

let's influence the show.

[oweniscool]

I hated the video, but how could I skip your post? especially when it was saying "don't read me"?
The candidates list is absolutely depressing;that is the underlying message of the poll.
*My Mom's A Freak
*Rockin' The Boat
*In (search of) Sanity
*The Mistress
*FOLLOW YOUR HAPPINESS

I would vote for "The Mistress", but I frankly can't bring myself to vote for any of them. That's why write-in ballots are so important. That way if there's nothing good to pick from, I just vote for Batman.

[hookedonmonics]

the trolls were simultaneously funny and disgusting.

there's some romantic tension between jonas and taylor. and since it's just tension at this point, i kinda like it

slainte, I understand your disdain for this episode. we'll have to agree to disagree. sexual innuendo aside, it was one of my favorites lately. I'm glad to see the old girl blogs/boy on bed formula. I sorta can't stand bree anymore, so I'm okay with them doing this.

yes, they (J&T) do look remarkably similar. I thought of that, too as I watched the vids.

I did contact spencer, and even got a response within a few hours. woot!

[slainte]

gotta agree with Owen milo...there are no real choices in that poll.

Picking the best of the last 5 doesn't say anything since they were all far below par