I know what boys like [5.16.2007]

[curiousgeorge]

I think Miles ought to send us all (Jess & Yousef) autographed P. Monks just for tolerating this nonsense to the bitter end...

As for why I stay? Milos's current sig song is good enough for me...

[elixir]

To Bree, or not to Bree: that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of an outrageous storyline,
Or to take arms against a sea of haters,
And by opposing end them? To give up: to post;
No more; and by complaining to say we end
The ceremony and the thousand plot holes
That Lonelygirl is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To give up, to leave;
To leave: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that dream of hope what ideas may come
When we have shuffled off this ‘Internet Hit’,
Must give us pause: there's still not much respect
That makes calamity of such long posts;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of this series,
The creator’s ‘new art form’, the flamer’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the plot’s delay,
The insolence of some comments and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a ‘final’ post? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary promise,
But that the dread of something after Lonelygirl,
The undiscover'd series from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus KateModern does make sceptics of us all;
And thus the narrative plot devise of resolution
Is screwed o'er with the lack of thorough planning,
And enterprises of great characters and dialogue
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of best. series. ever.
-- Soft you now!
The fair Bree! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my rants remember'd.

[flwright]

Gosh, that man Billy could write. Very nice, Elixir!

PS This is why I stick around.

<edit>Added a word or two.

[robtomorrow]

I agree, well done Elixir, that was a great soliloquy !

[slainte]

ELixir..that is an immediate classic and MUST be included in the Best posts thread...perhaps the LGpedia

and for some wierd reason I dig coming around too.

Beats the F out of me...

[elixir]

lol, thanks guys. I was just being silly with it, but I'm glad you liked it. Funny thing was though, if a bit off topic, I wrote this before going to meet my family that day and as soon as I met up with them my younger sister was all excited to give me a gift that she had picked out for me... The Selected Works Of William Shakespeare