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Post by noasinger on Nov 6, 2006 8:16:48 GMT -5
Watch this thread for recaps of the ongoing saga of beyotches, batswingers, brokeback pitchers, blitzedbluegirls, and the barometric ups and downs of an artist and her unrealized PR-girl soulmate.
ps -- Cliff! Call me!
edited to add: Er, but not while you're running your vidcam.
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Post by noasinger on Nov 8, 2006 6:50:37 GMT -5
Thanks, Paul and Scott, Adam, Nancy, Tara, and the rest of your adorable cast.
Added Friday 11.17:
NOHOS have hit the big 60! Way to go, ladies!
Here are the lists, recaplets and recaps to follow:
NoHoGirls
1. North Hollywood Girls Rule - Cara
Perkygoth artist Cara Brimley gets this party started with legs and musings on birthdays and art
2. Me, My Art & I - Cara
Cara talks about an upcoming show and shows her paintings.
3. Blue's Tongue Ring - Blue
Blue has a huge tongue stud and hints at a history with alcohol.
4. How Dare He! - Cara
A distraught Cara vents about being dissed at her art opening.
5. Casual Blue - Blue/Cara
Blue, in curlers and robe, doesn't want to make her formal vlog debut.
6. Hiking and First Kisses - Cara/Blue
7. First Sexual Experience - Cara
8. Yeah, free gas! - Cara/Blue
Cara and Blue dance about at a gas station and are flirted with by the attendant.
9. Blue in Pink - Blue
10. My Online Rebuttal - Cara/Daniella/Blue
11. Blue's Parental Scolding - Blue
12. NoHoGirls respond to online comments - Cara/Blue/Daniella
13. Daniella Butts in - Daniella
Eddie meditates on his girlfriend's butt.
14. Blue's Crush on the Java Man - Blue
Blue gushes over a barista. She is very young.
15. Cara's Yoga and Gossip Session - Cara
The start of the arc! Cara shows off her yoga form and talks about boy troubles among the girls.
16. My Boyfriend Cheated On Me - Daniella
17. Cara's Bigfoot Dream - Cara
18. Girlfriends Forever - Cara/Daniella
19. I Dare You Not to Watch - Daniella
Daniella channels her inner Lolita.
20. Consoling a Roommate - Cara/Blue/Daniella
21. Blue's Confession - Blue
The notorious nohospoon and drunkblue story one.
22. A Driving Confrontation - Blue/Daniella
23. What Do You Think, Cliff? - Cara/Blue
24. A Message to Chad and Steve from the NoHo Girls - Cara/Blue
25. Daniella is watching YOU lewismdmx! - Daniella
26. Daniella is watching YOU moneyhouse! - Daniella
27. I'm Somebody's Pet Project! - Cara
28. Help Me Choose! - Cara/Kirby
29. Making Up - Cara/Blue
30. Eddie's Voicemail Voyeurism - Daniella/Cara/Blue
31. My Sex Tips Gig - Daniella
32. Indecent Proposal - Blue
33. Cliff the Spy? - Cara/Blue
34. What's in a Name? - Daniella
35. D n' E: The Way We Were - Daniella
36. NoHos debate Halloween costumes - Cara/Daniella/Blue
37. Leah, "You Can Have Him" - Daniella
38. Invading WeHo Turf! - Blue/Cara
Blue is already drunk before going out. Cara smells trouble a'brewin'. (A blue'in?)
39. This Isn't What I Wanted - Cara
A slightly blitzed Cara mourns how badly the evening out was due to Brady and Blue's feud.
40. "Brady's a Bitch" - Blue
Blue drunkenly plays the drums and disses WeHoBrady.
41. My Yoga and Gossip Session Part 2 - Cara
Cara does yoga in the park.
42. Taking YOUR Advice on Leah - Daniella
43. Getting Dressed for Halloween - Cara
Dani wimps out on the Halloween party, citing girl troubles.
44. Halloween Party Fun! - Cara/Kirby/Blue/Eddie/Borat
Fun party hijinks, approved wholeheartedly by hairspray-sniffer Cliff.
45. Tom Cruise, MGM, NohoGirls: United Artists - Cara/TOM CRUISE!
Cara and a friend make fun of Tom Cruise. Thumbs WAY UP!
46. Doctor's Orders - Blue
Blue drunkenly tells of her upcoming Hawaiian trip.
47. My Name Is Cara and I'll be Your Waitress - Cara
Cara talks about her job and being invited to FlashBash.
48. Sex Tips Confusion - Daniella
Dani asks for advice on her sex tips gig.
49. Daniella Should Be the Bigger Person - Daniella/Cara
50. Who's the Crazy One Now? Daniella/Cara
51. Creepy Cliff - Daniella/Cliff
In which Cliff seems to have a crush on Dani.
52. Blue's Skydiving Adventure! - Blue, posted by Cara
Woot! Blue skydives! It's an adventure.
53. Cara's Y & G Session: Part 3 - Meeting Mikaela - Cara
In which Cara seems to have a crush on a WeHo.
54. NoHoGirls Highlights: Month 1, The Epic Begins - cast
Clip show! Clip show! How could you?
55. Blue Hawaiian - Phone Call - (Blue)/Cara
Cara poses artfully for Cliff while throwing Blue under the bus - stay tuned for a Very Special Episode
56. Princess Leah Phone Call - Daniella
57. Super Chinese Food Special - Daniella/Eddie
dani "accidentally" runs into eddie at the takeout joint, sparks fly
58. T-shirt Off Our Backs - Cara/Daniella
cara and daniella want a fellowship of the travelling vlogshirt
59. Blue's Back with Presents! - Blue/Cara/Daniella
blue wants to go out drinking to celebrate her nights of drinking
60. Stuck in the Middle with Blue - Cara/Blue
cara confides in blue about her recent difficulties with dani
61. I Decided to Do It - Dani
Dani finally admits that she filmed the Sex Tips series on livevideo.com
62. Re: Parody of NoHoGirls "Indecent Proposal" - Blue/Natalie
Blue drunkenly mocks a mocker.
63. The Art You Chose - Cara
Cara reveals that she is using the happygoth yellow and pink painting for Eric's gallery
64. Re: What REALLY Happened in the Shower with Blue - Blue
Blue has, like, lots of shit to say, man. Represent!
65. Daniella's Type - Daniella
Daniella explains the Fellowship of the Travelling Vlogshirt concept
note -- LiveVideo.com urls and recaplets to be added weekend
current speculation -- Is Blue gonna freak out about Cara's recent vids? Will Dani take Eddie back?
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Post by milowent on Nov 8, 2006 8:39:41 GMT -5
wow, noa, that's cool. the worlds only noho/weho videography.
For the compleatist, note there is a missing video between NoHo Ep6 and NoHo Ep7. (Call it 6A?) This was a video where Cara discussed here first sexual experience, released a few hours after NoHo Ep6. YouTube deleted it. Cara documented this in her myspace blog. As far as I know, no other Noho videos have crossed the invisible YT-censor line.
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Post by wednesday on Nov 9, 2006 13:26:00 GMT -5
OMG! Thanks to you Noa I just realized there are some Eddie vids that I haven't seen! HOORAY!
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Post by milowent on Nov 10, 2006 15:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by noasinger on Nov 12, 2006 23:50:44 GMT -5
North Hollywood Girls Rule (September 21, 2006) (running time 3:57) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=2D9E4FE9AB9F4B1A9634C75A37624763YouTube: Opening shot in what looks as though it just might be a viral marketing campaign for one of those "live camera house" pornsites that used to be so in vogue. What's the gimmick this year? Cara Brimley, rambly and chatty and actually pretty well-spoken as far as it goes. It's her 21st birthday! {start porngroove} I'm sitting here in bed, showing you my naked thigh. {continue porngroove} Video diary! {boom shicka boom} Three girls sharing an apartment, I share a bathroom with one of the girls! {wah won wah waaaaa} I'm an abstract artist, I love film noir. {screeeeeech} Hello? Uhm? Film noir? In sorority girl porn? Cara has daddy issues and ambitions to become a Goth. Needy! Parents in Oregon, hasn't seen them in like a dozen years since they abandoned her in the woods near Klamath Falls and she had to care for her little brother by taking him to the magical mountain. Or something. She's eating Blue for lunch! Oh, stop, that's not what she said. Unless this really is porn, after all she's planning on getting trashed. On margaritas, no less, what a sorority porn sort of drink. And if you don't watch and comment on her vids, she's gonna be disappoooooiiiinted..... Sorority goth porn. It's the new thing. Me, My Art & I (September 22, 2006) (running time 2:44) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=E241B19254A2446AB2D9F2B1536333F4www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjCxRQ2v2s0Cara, all covered up with a messy updo, wants to show some of her art. It's for a gallery in an old t-shirt factory in Melrose. Apparently they kept using the old equipment and the art will be going by on little conveyer belts. Cara, I wouldn't be so excited that your art is gonna be shown at Duff's Smorgasbord and Tie-Dye Shop. On the other hand, the canvases she shows us look as though they would fit right in with that concept. Cara's art is bright and conceptual, consisting of paint splashes, cloudy grounds and dripping stripes. You'd think this means that she is posting optomistic themes, but the fluorescent green and pink one she explains is a cemetery scene depicting her own grave. I want my death-rumination scenes to be dark and moody honey, not cheerful. Issues! Eddie the cameraman, we learn is a deadbeat who won't pay for groceries. Kick him to the curb immediately, Cara, I speak from experience. Blue's Tongue Ring (September 25, 2006) (running time 2:10) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=01EC8ADB70D942D78845F2E2F43BC0A0www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJa0hHlzO4Blue Nguyen! High yellow in this vid, but that's really because they're shooting in the bathroom and the light makes everything yellow. Oddly enough, in later videos, shot in this room, the light isn't yellowish at all. Blue's sober! What are people talking about, she's an alcoholic? I don't believe it. Cara wants Blue to show off her tongue ring and she does. It's MASSIVE. Holy shit, Blue must be popular with the johns. How is it that this thing doesn't create blisters on her soft palate? Blue admits that she had to stretch out her hole. Dirty! She has had her tongue pierced for three years, ever since a drunken night with bad influence friends she doesn't hang with anymore. Those old friends probably got tired that Blue never bought them a round. Apparently her parents have never ever noticed. "I was out with a fake ID... my sister's..." Honey, that's not a fake ID, that's a stolen ID. The girls make a promise for Blue's hairdresser friend to cut Cara's hair for free. So, Blue is a long-time drunk, a criminal, doesn't buy anyone else drinks, and plans her friend's work schedule? Multitalented! How Dare He! / My Art Show Disaster (September 25, 06) (running time 2:29) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=67C38A6518884D9BA9574AD3AD7E1A27www.youtube.com/watch?v=jowoH8LNn6QNoisy street scene, crying girl with flat hair and smudgy eyes. Cara is standing outside a stripmall men's clothing shop. She is one of those girls who looks lovely when she cries and I HATE HER. Where is the blotchy nose? It seems that poor Cara went to the gallery opening last night only to find that Eric had dissed her by leaving out the pictures she had submitted. Honey, did you have any sort of contract? Did you happen to notice Eric's frequent glances at your toned ass when he was admiring "your art"? Do you know what a euphemism is? Eddie hovers around like a moth, filming Cara from different angles to make sure he gets long-legged passersby caught in angle or in reflection. Pay special attention to the random passerby attempting to leave the store; eventually they stop so he can pass them, and Cara calls out as though she knows him. That guy just wasted 15 secons of this 15 minutes of alloted lifetime fame, yo -- was it really worth it? Cara feels icky, awww, but claims that she was strong when she cussed Eric out the previous night. It's about the art! The art's the thing! Thow your hands up at us, Cara. Casual Blue / Blue in Curlers (Sept 26, 06) (running time 1:39) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=C4E6D92F51C74F3DA8EBE5F8B9C9AD2Dwww.youtube.com/watch?v=J1k0lP6S2SQCara surprises Blue in the morning while Blue is still in bed in curlers and and a white terry robe. Uhm, and shellpink lipgloss, wtf? Blue is SOBER! OMFG! Astonishingly enough, she doesn't have a hangover. What's wrong, Blue, wasn't the bartender interested in tossing you some beads when you showed him your goodies? A sober Blue, on the other hand, is actually a charming Blue. Cara cajoles her to talk for the camera, and Blue mugs it up, plays peekaboo, smiles a lot, and professes embarrassment. She loves Cara and doesn't like Eddie the Unmentionable.
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Post by scottz on Nov 13, 2006 0:24:23 GMT -5
There is a missing WeHo video as well. For some reason took this pretty harmless Brady talking about Charlie Cobb video off. IT will of course be a part of the WeHo recap. Er... uh if there is one, I mean.
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Post by milowent on Nov 13, 2006 0:27:40 GMT -5
There is a missing WeHo video as well. For some reason took this pretty harmless Brady talking about Charlie Cobb video off. IT will of course be a part of the WeHo recap. Er... uh if there is one, I mean. I remember that video. It was maybe the 1st reference to this Charlie Cobb Flash Bash thingie, and that Cobb or whoever she is dating is much older than her. Absolutely no reason in the world for deleting it that I can think of. and where ARE those recaps noa? :-) i want a snarky blow by blow on how a "message to chad and steve" parodies the original, please. |
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Post by noasinger on Nov 13, 2006 5:46:21 GMT -5
Hiking and First Kisses (Sept 27, 2006) (running time 1:22) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SHoFp_8PUYwww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=822CA4A365D749FBBB6EEB5C4B3C1882blue and cara roll down a steep hill, discuss blue's first slobbery-ass kiss with an older man. tramp. THE LOST NOHOVID - CENSORED FROM YOUTUBEMy First Time (September 28, 06) (running time ) www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=75A2E705FB5A4D69BBC5903F2071D72FCara reveals her first sexual experience. Age 16, delinquent and prematurely ejaculating boyfriend (of course, aren't they all at 16?), and oddly enough peformed to movie music before an audience of foster kids through an unscreened window. No joy, no pain, just a happy emptiness. Uhm. Did Kafka write this? Are we waiting for Godot? Warning to parents: trampolines make kids horny. Yeah, Free Gas! / Free Gas is Awesome! (Sept 28, 2006) (running time 1:01) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6FuNQNoOyAwww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=ADFC3667B7024BC3B59133DB97E69F2Bin hollywood, you can strip for gas. hey, i've done the random bump and grind myself, I wonder if that works for Florida. Oregon people don't pump their own gas? Mrs. Brown, you have a lovely daughter, and she lapdances for fossil fuel. Blue in Pink (Sept 28, 2006) (running time 1:09) tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IggHKAq06uMwww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=B8FF4FB6D24441258A508442F4119F53after the girls get home, Blue tells all in pink dress. She hosts an internet show about ghost sightings, like awesome career move, honey. She's the Jessica Rose of North Hollywood. Now all you need is an opportunity to lapdance Tucker Carlson and you'll have it made. She wants to have a drink with YOU!. what a shocker! My Online Rebuttal / Thoughts on Recent Comments (Sept 29, 2006) (running time 3:22) www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAbVr52gYNgwww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=3A95D55D24A04CDC972ADD73AB57DEA9Cara discovers what a lot of rotters YouTube commenters are. She confesses to once having tried to paint a bloody picture of her ex-boyfriend. Blue comes home, we have our first real Eddie sighting. She is upset at having been censored about her first sexual experience, like YOU GO CARA, YouTube censorship is so random. It's a good thing we can see Cara's sad exhibitionist sexual experience story on LiveVideo.
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Post by noasinger on Nov 15, 2006 12:33:26 GMT -5
Blue's Parental Scolding / Blue's Tongue Lashing (September 29, 2006) (running time 2:21) www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_MzPKOak4www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=01EC8ADB70D942D78845F2E2F43BC0A0Apparently, Blue believed that her parent wouldn't notice that big blinky flashy thing all up in their grills when she went home. Now she's in trouble. Blue's nineteen. She's nineteen! She's an adult! So there! Nineteen! She has a huge diamond in her mouth and has stretched out her hole and is hosting a damn ghost show on the internet and getting drunk every night! See how responsible she is? She's an adult! Take that, Blue's parents. You should be *proud* of your daughter, she totally rules the master suite and has her own bathroom. NoHo Girls respond to online comments (Sept 30, 2006) (running time 1:13) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wo-Y5k9i2swww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=2B747ACFE1D547ED8BEE2C7D44C71360Nothing to really snark at here, and this was your humble recapper's birthday. The trio are lying on the floor blissing out that people seem to like Cara's ass. Yoga! Do yoga to get an ass like Cara's. This video brought to you by Prana Studio. Daniella Butts In (October 2, 2006) (running time :22) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmW-vGrsw3Awww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=9C8F84E674984DCC97A7D66206988E89Daniella's ass, jealous at all the kudos and favoritings and compliments Cara's ass has been getting, goes rogue and enlists Eddie to cast it in a starring role. Daniella almost succeeds at pretending to not realize what is going on, because She Is An Actress. Hey, Mr. DeMille, my ass is ready for its closeup! Blue's Crush on the Java Man (Ocrober 02, 2006) (running time 1:32) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSWimVuW0Eowww.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1010&cid=3CB0B90EFD644B889526DF2DD1611682Blue looks especially adorable in yooge sunglasses and a sundress. She is stalking a barista. He whipped some "extra cream" in her coffee. Blue says he's sooo cute, with that great smile and the missing tooth and that black eye. I think Blue's barista is Tyler Durden! Look out Blue!
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